Comments for Behold The Wunder Boner

Behold The Wunder Boner

2009-01-03T04:00:00Z

Let us share with you this horrifying, but comically named, fish deboning device.

That thing is brutally efficient. We wonder how many fish they had to go through to get those shots.

Commercial Fail [Fail Blog]

Comment from HogwartsAlum on 2009-01-07

2009-01-07T06:13:08Z

@acrobaticrabbit:

Mike has the best expressions.

Comment from synergy on 2009-01-06

2009-01-06T07:58:03Z

One of the local radio station's morning show got a lot of mileage out of the name of this thing one morning a 3 or 4 weeks ago. Just in time for Christmas! :D

Comment from acrobatic rabbit on 2009-01-05

2009-01-06T02:11:20Z

@nybiker: i can just see his face while he's trying to say Wunder Boner, take after take. Much like mine was while watching this thing.

Comment from WatchOutNow on 2009-01-05

2009-01-06T01:11:04Z

I'll take one Wunder and one tiddy Bear...and a lot of alone time...should I say more ?

Comment from Sean Gamble on 2009-01-05

2009-01-05T09:09:09Z

I wish i had a comment for this one!

Comment from HogwartsAlum on 2009-01-05

2009-01-05T07:12:56Z

@nybiker:

HA!
That's just what I was thinking. And yes, I think he used to work at QVC.

Comment from Donathius on 2009-01-04

2009-01-04T22:51:25Z

I like the production quality. Their camcorder date stamped the video at the beginning.

Comment from crazyasianman on 2009-01-04

2009-01-04T08:36:12Z

@Juliekins:
haha, I was wondering when someone would catch that

Comment from Necroposting_SteveDave on 2009-01-03

2009-01-04T04:57:39Z

@Alex Chasick: Hopefully the people who do the "Head-On" ad campaign DON'T get this client.

Comment from wunami on 2009-01-03

2009-01-04T01:08:21Z

@keram2: Treason? More like well within infomercial law. I imagine treason against infomercials would be showing people easily doing the task the device is supposed to do.

Comment from RandomHookup on 2009-01-03

2009-01-04T00:20:22Z

When reached for comment, Mr. Wunder was not amused.

Comment from Juliekins on 2009-01-03

2009-01-03T23:15:10Z

@crazyasianman: Dr. Weird FTW!

Comment from APFPilot on 2009-01-03

2009-01-03T21:35:11Z

@courtarro: i've noticed he tries (and fails) quite often.

Comment from nsv on 2009-01-03

2009-01-03T12:47:38Z

Wait, I can have a Wunder Boner for only $19.95?

Does it mow lawns, too??

Comment from Darkest Daze on 2009-01-03

2009-01-03T12:41:59Z

@SpiderJerusalem: Those guys look like they'll find a way to bone that fish anyway.

Comment from Darkest Daze on 2009-01-03

2009-01-03T12:41:14Z

@sven.kirk: I actually just laughed until I started to cry. I think it's because they just HAD to keep saying Titty Bear every 3 seconds and they were so serious about it.

Comment from Trai_Dep on 2009-01-03

2009-01-03T12:40:51Z

I'm so relieved they demonstrated this on a fish rather than its intended usage. Although I didn't realize the bris market was large enough to merit its own infomercial.

Comment from courtarro on 2009-01-03

2009-01-03T12:10:50Z

@aaron8301: Hah - are you trying to be funny?

Comment from ShanghaiLil on 2009-01-03

2009-01-03T09:51:09Z

And I can purchase a Wunder Boner...em...where? Cuz, uh, I really, really need one. Now. In fact, I've needed one something fierce for about the last two weeks.

Comment from PølάrβǽЯ on 2009-01-03

2009-01-03T09:41:07Z

@nybiker: NO NO NO. It's the guy from the ford F-150 commercials.

Comment from Spider Jerusalem on 2009-01-03

2009-01-03T09:35:49Z

The thing is, it only works on fish up to 3lbs. So the fish in the first shots would be ineligible to get boned wunderously.

Comment from STrRedWolf on 2009-01-03

2009-01-03T09:35:41Z

Paging Dick DeBartolo...

Comment from Alex Chasick on 2009-01-03

2009-01-03T09:06:12Z

@Circa 2009 _SteveDave: I'll have you know that the Butt-Out rectum plug tool was responsible for at least 90 minutes of my conversations with people tonight. I am dying to find a reason to post it.

Comment from Charles Mousseau on 2009-01-03

2009-01-03T07:48:10Z

@MercuryPDX: I'm sure it's "Wunder Boner" for the obvious "ha ha we can say a naughty word and get away with it value" that the legendary "Pro Caulk" caulking tool also provides.

Comment from Tightlines on 2009-01-03

2009-01-03T07:30:30Z

@sven.kirk: Patent pending!

Comment from JazzmanSA80 on 2009-01-03

2009-01-03T07:29:25Z

@nybiker: Good, I thought it was just me.

Mike Rowe rules.

Comment from sven.kirk on 2009-01-03

2009-01-03T06:25:20Z

[www.tiddybearcomfortstrap.com]

Comment from okaysoosoo on 2009-01-03

2009-01-03T06:09:11Z

If I've had one of these things for more than 4 hours, should I call a doctor or can I just apply for a refund?

Comment from Chris Hall on 2009-01-03

2009-01-03T05:15:43Z

"My wife would like one of those." lol

Comment from PsychicPsycho3 on 2009-01-03

2009-01-03T05:04:49Z

@nybiker: It's DEFINITELY Mike Rowe. I'd know his rugged, sexy voice anywhere.

Comment from Circa 2009 _SteveDave on 2009-01-03

2009-01-03T05:01:26Z

@keram2: Or having a chef from the future?

Comment from homerjay wants Boston Legal back! on 2009-01-02

2009-01-03T04:56:58Z

@Robobot: And this is all after he was a successful opera singer, too. That guy's been EVERYWHERE.

Comment from homerjay wants Boston Legal back! on 2009-01-02

2009-01-03T04:56:21Z

@MercuryPDX: Who invited you here, anyway?

Comment from crazyasianman on 2009-01-02

2009-01-03T04:53:59Z

"GENTLEMEN... BEHOLD!"

Comment from Anonymous on 2009-01-02

2009-01-03T04:33:00Z

I still have mine in the original box. In college my friends and I would laugh like kids when the commercial would come on, so I finally ordered one night after consuming too many beers.

Comment from Grrrrrrr, portrait of a chickenwolfmoosepig. on 2009-01-02

2009-01-03T04:28:44Z

I wish I'd get a wonder-boner for Christmas......

Comment from keram2 on 2009-01-02

2009-01-03T04:22:09Z

Hey, (accidentally?) naming your product after an engorged penis is one thing. But making an infomerical without a black and whiteclip of some hapless guy trying and failing to perform to debone a fish the old fashioned way, well, that's infomerical treason.

Comment from Dave on 2009-01-02

2009-01-03T04:20:47Z

Favorite quote: "My wife would like that!" :D Way the fish crumples at the bottom and the complete spine left on the pole...disgusting. Then again, I don't like to eat fish. I'd probably feel the same if I visited a butchery. :)

Comment from Robobot on 2009-01-02

2009-01-03T04:17:15Z

@Nick Van Duyn: That man is everywhere!

I was watching the View a few weeks ago-don't ask- and suddenly Mike Rowe poped up in a commercial for a local pharmacy.

Comment from shadowboxer524 on 2009-01-02

2009-01-03T04:17:02Z

"My wife would like that!"

Comment from faust1200 on 2009-01-02

2009-01-03T04:14:38Z

It puts the fun into tearing the spines out of things. Yay!

Comment from Circa 2009 _SteveDave on 2009-01-02

2009-01-03T04:14:37Z

@nybiker: I am no expert, but in years of watching Discovery channel and hearing/seeing his work on QVC, I will 99% say that IS Mike Rowe.

This SHOULD come standard with any Butt-Out rectum plug tool: [www.google.com]

Comment from Dansc29625 on 2009-01-02

2009-01-03T04:14:31Z

@nybiker: It does sound a bit like Mike Rowe.

Comment from rtmccormick on 2009-01-02

2009-01-03T04:14:16Z

Wunder Boner sounds a lot funnier than Wonder DeBoner. You don't stop and do a double take when you see a "Wonder Deboner" at the store, but you better believe if you saw the Wonder Boner you'd have to turn around and check it out.

Comment from elduque on 2009-01-02

2009-01-03T04:14:08Z

That's what she said.

Comment from D-Bo on 2009-01-02

2009-01-03T04:13:20Z

I've had a wunder boner before and the last thing I would want near it is a dead fish.

Comment from kyle4 on 2009-01-02

2009-01-03T04:13:09Z

I'm sure his wife would like that, he doesn't look like he's in good shape.

Comment from Nick Van Duyn on 2009-01-02

2009-01-03T04:05:24Z

and yeah, that's Mike Rowe from dirty jobs. He used to do work for QVC.

Comment from MercuryPDX on 2009-01-02

2009-01-03T04:02:32Z

Shouldn't it be Wunder DEboner?

Comment from nybiker on 2009-01-02

2009-01-03T04:02:29Z

Isn't the voiceover the guy from Dirty Jobs?