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God DAMN you. We printed this page out and were reading it out loud over a bottle of red wine and just dying. As hilarious as this sounds when you read it, it's nigh unbearable when heard in a sing-song falsetto.
God DAMN you. We printed this page out and were reading it out loud over a bottle of red wine and just dying. As hilarious as this sounds when you read it, it's nigh unbearable when heard in a sing-song falsetto.
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ooooh i needed a uterus to go with this:
[tinyurl.com]
but i promise not to introduce any of these:
[tinyurl.com]
By the way, I notice that without a clickable title on the front page most people can't figure out how to get to the comments.
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@alphafemale: It is cute, indeed. Whoever thought the words \"cute\" and \"uterus\" could ever be in the same sentence?
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I wish someone would recall MY uterus! That thing has given me nothing but trouble.
Not such a choking hazard, though.
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@nicemarmot617: i know. I always said if I ever receive a large sum of money, I'm taking this uterus in and trading it for something with less miles. Maybe more streamlined..
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Take my uterus... please!
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That's just hilarious!
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All of their stuffed organs are pretty cute. [www.iheartguts.com]
I especially like the concept drawing of the uterus: [iheartguts.com]
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I take it the website will go through menopause and need HRT now.
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Wow, here are words I never thought I'd say:
How adorable is that uterus! I want one!
The internet is such a strange and wonderful place.
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Could they recall vaginas too, on the count that I do amazingly stupid things to see and play with them?
Oh, those are made of win and awesome. They remind me of Giant Microbes, which I love to death. Too bad about the uterus, though. It's cute enough I'd actually want one.
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In the meantime, please refrain from swallowing any ovaries.
In the last 4,000-ish years of written communication, this is the best sentance EVER!
Cuterus!
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Two sentences that I never expected to see:
The ovaries may be pulled off and become a choking hazard. Keep away from children.
Plus there is the \"UTERUS OPT OUT\".
If your plush uterus is NOT accessible to young children, and you wish to keep your beloved uterus, you may opt-out via email. Please send an email to the address below with the subject line, \"UTERUS OPT OUT\".
Talk about unintentionally funny.