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LiquidGravity
November 13, 2008 6:39 PM
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Whats wrong with that? Its not like it NyQuil. Your not going to get drowsy.

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wezelboy
November 13, 2008 8:14 PM
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@LiquidGravity: Actually, it's really bad. Dextromethorpan is the main ingredient in both Dayquil and Nyquil. Death from overdose from DXM is a distinct possibility for a small child.

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TheStonepedo
November 13, 2008 9:04 PM
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@wezelboy:
I have to call bull on this one. The kid would suffer multiple organ failure from acetaminophen (325mg/pill) long before the DXM (10mg/pill, 10-30 doses are not uncommon in recreational \"robo tripping\") would cause its breathing to slow. But really, what good would a box of just pills be? The taste of the medicines would make most kids spit the stuff out unless a proper ratio of pills to chocolates was used.

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trujunglist
November 14, 2008 2:15 AM
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@TheStonepedo:

Your attention to these details was far more disturbing than anything else that has been said thus far.

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redkamel
November 16, 2008 3:18 AM
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@trujunglist: really? maybe he/she is a nurse/doctor/PA etc. Thats what I thought.

I find it most disturbing that someone at the factory possibly poured meds into the smarty machine. What if they hadnt used the large, clear, dayquil and had used something a lot smaller and easily eaten? like viagra. or E.

Now THAT would be disturbing.

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ribex
November 13, 2008 8:13 PM
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@LiquidGravity: The DayQuil is a lie.

I bought (and took) DayQuil a while ago and it made me drowsy as heck.

They may have changed the formulation since then, because when I look at their website I don't see any active ingredients which would normally cause drowsiness.

On the other hand, your comment \"Whats (sic) wrong with that?\" is kind of disturbing to me.

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Ron Draper
November 13, 2008 8:23 PM
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@ribex: The your not going to get drowsy part really disturbed me. Grammatically.

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nagumi
November 13, 2008 6:39 PM
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There's a non-chocolate smartie?

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Triborough
November 13, 2008 10:03 PM
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@nagumi: This should help



Top: American \"Smarties\" - these are absolute rubbish since they are just basically sugar pills with food colouring. Ironically, they are made in Canada.

Middle: Canadian Smarties - these are properly made by Nestlé and are the proper candy coated milk chocolate. Sadly they are not in a proper tube.

Bottom: British Smarties - these are properly made by Nestlé and are the proper candy coated milk chocolate. They are in a hex tube which is a bit more environmentally responsible than the old tubes with the plastic tops, but they aren't as good for reclosing.

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karmaghost
November 14, 2008 2:46 AM
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@Triborough: What? They got rid of the circular tube with the plastic top? NOOOOOOOO!!

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trujunglist
November 14, 2008 2:17 AM
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@Triborough:

American smarties are not rubbish and they are not just sugar pills. They have flavoring, although it is probably not that noticeable when you stick all of them in your mouth at once after eating a ton of other sugary candies. I find them to be quite tasty when I steal them from kids on Halloween.

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Preyfar
November 13, 2008 8:29 PM
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@nagumi: American \"Smarties\" are similar to the Canadian candy \"Rockets\".

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CupcakeKarate
November 13, 2008 6:59 PM
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@tande04: Yep- sort of like their equivalent to M&M's but with a different flavor because their chocolate recipe is different.

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karmaghost
November 14, 2008 2:49 AM
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@LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues: Also the candy shell is flavored according to their color, unlike M&M's, where the shells are different colors but all taste the same.

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gingercorsair
November 14, 2008 6:56 PM
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@karmaghost: The Canadian ones are not flavoured according to colour. They all just taste like delicious candy-coated chocolate.


When you eat your Smarties do you eat the red ones last?...


The sugary pellet things are called Rockets in Canada. I like them, and they fizz when you drop them in soda pop!

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Triborough
November 14, 2008 3:26 AM
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@karmaghost: The orange ones are the best!

@karmaghost: Yes they did. It is more environmentally friendly. Lousy green bastards!

@trujunglist: They do taste slightly different They are quite good if you want a sugar high and make a nifty photographic prop:

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logicalnoise
November 13, 2008 7:55 PM
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@LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues: if it's the nestles' chocolate they use in the crunch bar then it's pretty damn good choclate IMO.

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CupcakeKarate
November 13, 2008 6:49 PM
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@nagumi: yeah- they are a hard candy here. little sugary discs wrapped in cellophane. Absolutely unrelated to the chocolatey goodness of Canadian smarties

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Eldritch
November 13, 2008 6:40 PM
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Oh god, not the Smarties! I get those in care packages from relatives in Ireland! Next it will be the Mars bars! WHERE IS THE JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD?!

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guspaz
November 15, 2008 6:57 AM
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@Eldritch: Wouldn't it be cheaper to just have them sent from Canada? They're the same.

I haven't had Smarties in a very long time (I'm allergic to chocolate), but last time I had them they were in rectangular cardboard boxes, only the minis were in tubes. Has this changed?

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kbrook
November 14, 2008 3:08 AM
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@Eldritch: Our local Meijer stores just started carrying little teeny tubes of Smarties. They also have Fruit Pastilles. All they need to carry are Roses and Cadbury Milk Trays, and I'd be a happy camper!

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summerbee
November 13, 2008 6:41 PM
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See, I was thinking the Day Quil pills were actually coated in chocolate. Now THAT would be...weird.

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PencilSharp
November 13, 2008 7:58 PM
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@summerbee: ...and, considering how much my wife hates medicine, but loves chocolate, just might be something worth pursuing. Q: How could you coat a DayQuil with real chocolate without melting the outer shell?

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Poisonthescene
November 13, 2008 11:31 PM
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@PencilSharp: probably the same way they make deep fried ice cream, which is also a mystery to me.

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SpruceStreetPhil - in a new Pine flavor
November 13, 2008 9:31 PM
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@PencilSharp: Its just like what I do to my dogs with their pills although I use peanut butter instead of poisonous chocolate.

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AbeniBabalastic
November 13, 2008 6:45 PM
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Smarties in the US are a small sugary candy that comes in various colors, think of them as smaller, non-tangy SweetTarts. They come wrapped in a clear wrapper that is twist-wrapped at each end, but each individual candy is similar in size and shape to tablet drugs.

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cjones27
November 13, 2008 6:47 PM
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Aren't smarties the little chalky circular candies that come in a long clear plastic wrap?

[www.smarties.com]

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zigziggityzoo
November 13, 2008 6:49 PM
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@cjones27: Canadian Smarties are much, muuuch better. And made by Nestle, I believe.

Every time I go to Canada I bring some back. Tasty.

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nobodyman
November 13, 2008 8:57 PM
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@zigziggityzoo: Too right, brother. My best friend visits Canada often and occasionally brings these back. I love 'em.

They are kinda like oversized M&Ms, but have (in my opinion) a creamier tastes. I know that Mars made \"Mega M&M's\" in the USA back in 2005, but I don't think that they caught on. Not sure if they tasted the same as Canadian Smarties.

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thatsnotfab
November 13, 2008 7:21 PM
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@zigziggityzoo: Me too! I first came across them at a duty-free shop in Canada over 10 years ago.

They beat the pants off of American Smarties.

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Betsumei
November 13, 2008 8:21 PM
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@cjones27: Around here, those chalky abominations are called \"rockets\" or something similar. Quite frankly, I'd rather have my Nestle Smarties. :P

Also, where can I get some of these? I've got both a chocolate craving and a nasty cold.

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dorianh49
November 13, 2008 6:49 PM
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@cjones27: Only here in the US, I guess. I never knew there was another type. It's probably a completely different candy by a completely different manufacturer than the one we're used to.

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Oranges w/ Cheese hates what Christmas has become
November 13, 2008 10:31 PM
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@dorianh49: They were British Smarties to start out with and they're sort of like M&M's with higher quality chocolate inside.

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gingercorsair
November 14, 2008 6:57 PM
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@Oranges w/ Cheese: This is true. M&M's are also made with darker chocolate, while Canadian & British Smarties are made with milk chocolate.

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NYYSI
November 13, 2008 6:50 PM
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I can't believe there are two COMPLETELY different candies called \"Smarties\". How has there NOT been a lawsuit over this?

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Julius Seizure
November 13, 2008 11:07 PM
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@NYYSI: Because your \"Smarties\" are called \"Rockets\" up here.

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synergy
November 17, 2008 12:27 AM
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@Jim (The Canuck One): That usually doesn't make a difference. Use of a name, for whatever the reason, is usually enough.


I think there was a lawsuit. My husband, who is Canadian, may have mentioned this, but I tuned out when he started saying they were better. Comparing apples and oranges...

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sockrockinbeats
November 13, 2008 6:58 PM
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@NYYSI: There are two Hershey's companies, too--one makes ice cream, one makes chocolate and candy. I always laugh when I see Hershey's ice cream, they are apparently required to put a little tagline saying \"not affiliated with Milton Hershey\" (or something similar) on their products.

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RedwoodFlyer
November 13, 2008 8:18 PM
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@sockrockinbeats:

I'm still confused with how they get away with using a really similar font to write HERSHEY!

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NYYSI
November 13, 2008 7:57 PM
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@sockrockinbeats:

Yes, I am WELL aware of Hershey's ice cream. Great stuff. And yes, they are required to have that tag line. Funny.

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jaydez
November 13, 2008 6:57 PM
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Thats weird... out US Smarties are made in Canada! How come our neighbors to the north done get to enjoy them?

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Ratty
November 13, 2008 11:58 PM
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@jaydez: We do, they're just sold as Rockets in Canada.

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shepd
November 13, 2008 7:01 PM
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Just FYI, for those wondering, Canadians *do* get your American \"Smarties\", although here they are called \"Rockets\" (a better name for them, IMHO!). I believe both the American and Canadian Rockets are manufactured in Ontario, CA (You guess which one! HA!).

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B1663R
November 13, 2008 8:23 PM
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@shepd: Made in Newmarket Ontario, Canada Just off of William smith Parkway (or something). i live 5 minutes from the place and one of my friends does tech support we call it the rocket factory...

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zigziggityzoo
November 13, 2008 8:03 PM
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@shepd: I'm pretty sure the abbreviation for Canada is CN.

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ribex
November 13, 2008 8:18 PM
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@zigziggityzoo: I'm more than pretty sure you're wrong.

At the very least, the internet TLD is .ca for Canada. .cn is China. [en.wikipedia.org]

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cellardoor (quickly swingin' shut on Bush's term)
November 16, 2008 6:17 PM
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@ribex: um, postal abbreviation is different from teh internets ... CA means California and CN means Canada when writing in regular ol' English and when indicating a country, not a URL.

Love, a Californian

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shepd
November 17, 2008 5:53 AM
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@cellardoor (quickly swingin' shut on Bush's term):

Sorry to say, but you're wrong.

Proof from the Postal Company's mouth:

[www.canadapost.ca]

Extreme love, a Canadian, eh!

Sorry for the late reply.

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Hooray4Zoidberg
November 13, 2008 7:02 PM
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Any body else remember the big Diet Pepsi Syringe hoax in the US. that I think happend in the early 90's or very late 80's?

I remember that was such a huge scare and everyone blamed pepsi as there were literally hundreds of reported cases, then the first guy came forward and admitted it was a hoax and low and behold, it turned out everyone else was a copy cat.

Anyways these stories always remind me of that one.

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Greasy Thumb Guzik
November 13, 2008 10:39 PM
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@Hooray4Zoidberg: It wasn't a hoax. It turned out that a diabetic was putting his used syringes inside of opened & emptied pop cans & someone else picked up the can & saw the syringe & freaked out.
That started the entire flap. which ended when Pepsi showed a video of how the cans were washed & filled. The cans were hit with a high pressure stream of water while upside down & then flipped over instantly & filled & sealed.
No way for tampering in the plant.

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parad0x360
November 13, 2008 7:03 PM
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I hope we can a future update about this story. Its off and quite interesting.

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Miguel Valdespino
November 13, 2008 7:26 PM
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@parad0x360: I do too. Because it will mean that consumerist is still around.

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cmcd14
November 13, 2008 7:03 PM
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The drugging of Canada is beginning!! And people thought the US was going to be the country of '1984'.

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Murph1908
November 13, 2008 7:12 PM
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If the story is true, my guess is Disgruntled Employee.

1. Shoplift several boxes (or get help from friend inside a drug store).

2. Drop the pills into the stock heading to the packager.

3. ????

4. Profit.

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Greasy Thumb Guzik
November 13, 2008 10:43 PM
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@Murph1908: It doesn't have to be a disgruntled employee, just a sloppy one that accidentally dropped the drugs into the candy.

Several years ago I received a recall letter from Costco. The letter stated that an employee at the plant where Steakhouse Chili was made lost a pocket calculator into the meat grinder & a batch was recalled.
I never saw any pieces of the calculator as I had eaten five of the six cans already. Costco gave me a full refund for all six cans even though I only had the one to return.

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redkamel
November 16, 2008 3:21 AM
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@Greasy Thumb Guzik: I wonder what it must feel like to watch your boss doing some calculations at the meat grinder and then drip his calculator in it. It would be really hard not to laugh, or say \"Oops!\" really loud.

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Murph1908
November 14, 2008 2:23 PM
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@Greasy Thumb Guzik:
The number of cases made me lean towards deliberate contamination of the product line.

Plus, they had to have been dropped in after any kind of processing. If they were dropped in before, they would have been melted, cooked, or candy coated.

Since they were dropped in after processing and before packaging, they must have been taken out of their own packaging. If the emp just dropped his box in, they'd be finding the box instead of the individual candies. If there was a process after the drop point that had the capability of tearing the medicine from the packaging, the candy and the medicine would also be torn up.

Just my brain wanting to work through the puzzle. Surely many of my assumptions could be disproved.

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pmathews
November 13, 2008 7:57 PM
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@Murph1908:


I don't see how underwear helps in this situation.

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kairi2
November 13, 2008 7:44 PM
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@Murph1908: I don't think they are really profiting, unless it's off vengeance.

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Aeroracere
November 13, 2008 7:13 PM
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When you eat your smarties, do you eat the drugged ones last?

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magic8ball
November 13, 2008 9:40 PM
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@Aeroracere: It depends on what color the drugs are, since I eat my candies in order of what color they are.

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November 13, 2008 7:53 PM
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@Aeroracere: Yeah, it's not advisable to take the drugged ones on an empty stomach.

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hindenpeter83
November 13, 2008 7:18 PM
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I grew up in this region. As creepy as this is, hopefully it is an isolated case, and further proof that you shouldn't let your kids trick-or-treat in that neighbourhood that's near the nuke plant...

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KernelM
November 13, 2008 7:24 PM
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Mmm Canadian Smarties... way better than M&Ms. Though, I do also like American Smarties.

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domesticdork
November 13, 2008 10:51 PM
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@KernelM: I've never understood how anybody can like Smarties better than M&Ms...I'd rather eat American Smarties (which are a pretty lame candy) than Canadian Smarties. *shrug*

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Ninjanice
November 13, 2008 7:29 PM
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Crazy Canadians and their flappy heads! :)

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trk182
November 13, 2008 7:31 PM
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Sounds like a bonus to me, DayQuill costs more than candy so you're getting more for your money....although if its holloween candy its free anyway.

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samurailynn
November 13, 2008 7:47 PM
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Perhaps the manufacturer was worried that all those little tykes would get colds from being out running around on a cold night, so they were just providing some free cold medicine.

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QuanikaJulisa
November 13, 2008 8:07 PM
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Like Hooray4Zoidberg, my gut response to this is that it is another hoax. Almost every tainted/contaminated candy story you hear or heard turns out to be a hoax.

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RedwoodFlyer
November 13, 2008 8:20 PM
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Blame Canada...Blame Canada!

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theblackdog
November 14, 2008 2:42 PM
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@RedwoodFlyer: It seems that everything's gone wrong since Canada came along!

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skippywasserman
November 13, 2008 8:57 PM
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This is just another of the benefits of socialized medicine. Free candy with your medications.

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ElleDriver
November 14, 2008 12:32 AM
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@domesticdork: Canadians have access to free universal health care. The system is based on a socialist model, founded by a proudly socialist politician (Tommy Douglas.) Call a spade a spade.

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CapitalC
November 13, 2008 8:58 PM
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I wonder if Nestle is \"taking it seriously\"...

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JuantheGardener
November 13, 2008 8:59 PM
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Pardon my ignorance. I didn't know Canadians celebrated Halloween. I thought it was strictly a US holiday.

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domesticdork
November 13, 2008 10:52 PM
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@JuantheGardener: They celebrate Thanksgiving too...although in early October.

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komodork
November 13, 2008 9:01 PM
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the drug can be harmful to small kids!

(yeah! a Canadian story!)

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ouphie
November 13, 2008 11:16 PM
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I don't know about the rest of you, but we used to refer to the America Smartie and \"Snorties\". They were often ground up and snorted by school kids. I never really understood why...

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ElleDriver
November 14, 2008 12:21 AM
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American \"Smarties\" doesn't have chocolate? Good grief. We Canucks also have Tropicana made purely from real Florida oranges, with no additives - not like the American version, made from concentrate and \"mysterious\" preservatives.

You're being short-changed, people! Write to congress!

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dollen
November 14, 2008 12:27 AM
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I worked for Jolly Rancher before the moved to CA as well. I can tell you that a scenario where a person who was sick and trying to get their drugs down could have easily done that at the bagging station or wrapping station. I recall one person dropping batteries in a batch. At least we could catch that in a metal detector. These, I don't know how you could catch it.

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kyle4
November 14, 2008 1:39 AM
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I'm shocked Americans don't have chocolate Nestle Smarties. What is this injustice? We Canadians must let you have these incredible chocolatey treats.

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syrian_gamer
November 14, 2008 2:44 AM
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Hey guys, in Canada \"Smarties\" are chocolate candy coated candies that are kinda like m & m's. the Smarties in the USA is called \"rockets\" down..err UP here. Why rockets? who knows

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Anonymous
November 14, 2008 11:51 AM
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Canadians DO have American Smarties here, they're exactly the same candy but they are called \"Rockets\". I looove Rockets :D And Nestle Smarties are the best the best the best :D

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November 14, 2008 4:08 PM
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For those of you who wonder what the difference is between Smarties and M&M's, here is an interesting comparison. [www.typetive.com]

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Yoooder
November 14, 2008 4:25 PM
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I miss Canadian junk food :(

Smarties, Aero Bars, Jersey Milk, Ketchup Old Dutch chips (or any Canadian chips; the US is about 20 years behind on the invention of \"flavor\"); French-fries you have to eat with a fork smothered in ketchup and vinegar, or poutine.

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foodporncess
November 14, 2008 4:58 PM
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This American loves her Canadian Smarties as well as her English Smarties. I can't get them anywhere near me, if I want them, I have to have friends bring them when they travel, or order them from Amazon. Smarties kick M&Ms ass.

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