Comments for Ultra Douche

Ultra Douche

2008-10-15T03:53:03Z

Walmart appears to be having some difficulty matching images to products. Or, then again, maybe they're not.

Bonus Hilarity: Summer's Eve Feminine Spray. [Best Week Ever] (Thanks, Eric!)

Comment from Robobot on 2008-10-16

2008-10-16T05:19:13Z

Looks like someone is ready to battle it out in a Douche Off!

Comment from banmojo on 2008-10-15

2008-10-15T23:12:40Z

That is my favorite halloween costume ad EVUH!! I guess they couldn't use Federline's name specifically, but we all get the idea :^)

Comment from RedwoodFlyer on 2008-10-15

2008-10-15T22:34:22Z

@Consumerist-Moderator-Roz:

What's a Ctr?

Comment from Decaye on 2008-10-15

2008-10-15T21:41:05Z

Bahaha. This has improved my terribad day significantly. Thank you.

Comment from postnocomments on 2008-10-15

2008-10-15T20:27:07Z

@MercuryPDX: Or Dane Cook

Comment from AMetamorphosis on 2008-10-15

2008-10-15T20:26:27Z

When I 1st saw this I thought they were just referring to his outfit 'cause he looks like a douche dressed like that ... lol

Comment from moore850 on 2008-10-15

2008-10-15T20:20:56Z

@Bauer22: Douche-tastic.

Comment from yankerosa on 2008-10-15

2008-10-15T20:10:09Z

@Bauer22: He needs one more to be really cool. Just sayin'.

Comment from Fist-o� on 2008-10-15

2008-10-15T19:53:45Z

@Benguin: Because otherwise it smells like a vagina.

Comment from Consumerist-Moderator-Roz on 2008-10-15

2008-10-15T18:56:50Z

@Angryrider: My apologies, this was a misclick. Please disregard.

Comment from Angryrider on 2008-10-15

2008-10-15T18:56:36Z

ctr, dch, wht's th dffrnc?

Comment from Huabtais on 2008-10-15

2008-10-15T18:15:35Z

I would hate to be the Model, he's labeled as an ultra douche

Comment from lodleader on 2008-10-15

2008-10-15T17:56:05Z

think that will be my costume this year :)

I think that i will have to hang around a frat for a few week though... to let the douche rub off on me to really get the attitude right.

Comment from gc3160.thtuk on 2008-10-15

2008-10-15T08:48:27Z

@Bauer22: I was thinking how sad that girl looks just hugging on her douchey 4-popped collar man and looking all proud of his douchebaggery.

Comment from endless on 2008-10-15

2008-10-15T08:43:38Z

i was thinking with Halloween coming up it must be a costume!

give walmart the benefit of the doubt here!

Comment from gc3160.thtuk on 2008-10-15

2008-10-15T08:41:58Z

yeh that dude did like a douche on a summer's eve. I know that has been said here in different ways but honestly that was my first thought upon seeing this post and that pic. ;)

Comment from Benguin on 2008-10-15

2008-10-15T08:24:20Z

I've always wanted to know what the fuck is "summer's eve" and why would you want your vagina to smell like it?

Comment from dakotad555 on 2008-10-15

2008-10-15T08:11:19Z

I think it's clear that he is a 'summer's eve' douche since he's wearing shorts and a polo. To be a 'winter's eve' douche he would need hipster, ripped up jeans, a vintage, form fitting t-shirt, and a Republic button down with top two buttons undone and half rolled sleeves.

Comment from KhaiJB on 2008-10-15

2008-10-15T07:38:05Z

she's tough... she's a Canadian Lass!

Comment from SinisterMatt on 2008-10-15

2008-10-15T07:25:05Z

@Bauer22: What if you have five collars?

Just asking!

Cheers!

Comment from kaylabear on 2008-10-15

2008-10-15T06:42:22Z

HA! How appropriate! I've met many douchebags that dress exactly like that.

#1.Abercrombie/American Eagle/etc. polo shirt = CHECK
#2.Cargo shorts = CHECK
#3.Flip flops = CHECK
#4.Vintage-looking baseball cap = CHECK
#5.Smug, self-satisfied, entitled attitude = CHECK PLUS PLUS

Comment from Whiskey Tango Foxtrot on 2008-10-15

2008-10-15T06:40:43Z

Now its a power washer LMAO!!! That'll clean ya up good *giggling*

Comment from Ananelle on 2008-10-15

2008-10-15T06:18:38Z

@Bauer22:
... It looks like a head of lettuce.

Comment from trujunglist on 2008-10-15

2008-10-15T05:33:48Z

@Bauer22:

I believe Mentholated Douche would suffice, for that smooth cool flavor

Comment from cmdrsass on 2008-10-15

2008-10-15T05:19:20Z

just change the image id in the url for hilarious results.

Comment from ForrestWhitakersLazyEye on 2008-10-15

2008-10-15T05:08:09Z

@Bauer22:

He's like a half Cro-mag/half douche.

Comment from Subliminal0182 on 2008-10-15

2008-10-15T05:06:18Z

@Bauer22: As Demitri Martin would say, "Hair gel is used to identify douchebags from a distance."

Comment from juri squared on 2008-10-15

2008-10-15T05:05:18Z

As I mentioned in the previous post on this subject, when FARK discovered you could screw with the URL for hilarious results, they also discovered that any URL fabricated would also show up in searches.

I, for one, am sitting back and cackling madly.

Comment from mmstk101 on 2008-10-15

2008-10-15T05:01:58Z

@EmperorOfCanada: Oh . . . I thought it was Ashton. Wishful thinking, I guess.

Comment from AlexDitto on 2008-10-14

2008-10-15T04:58:37Z

@no.no.notorious:

No, he's REALLY wearing that shirt with those pants.

You just can't make this stuff up!

Comment from EmperorOfCanada on 2008-10-14

2008-10-15T04:53:36Z

@MercuryPDX:

I was actually thinking that EXACT same thing.

Comment from no.no.notorious on 2008-10-14

2008-10-15T04:52:58Z

i really hope that pick wasn't photo shopped

Comment from Jonbo298 on 2008-10-14

2008-10-15T04:50:21Z

@Lepoth: Damn! Beat me to it

Comment from MercuryPDX on 2008-10-14

2008-10-15T04:48:33Z

Life could only be better if that's a photo of Ashton Kutcher.

Comment from ARP on 2008-10-14

2008-10-15T04:36:36Z

@ForrestWhitakersLazyEye: Damn! Beat me to it.

Comment from SeeratAnubis on 2008-10-14

2008-10-15T04:33:42Z

All this is is Walmart left their image code exposed. If you look in the URL you'll see an IMGID=nnnnn field. You can replace this with any Image ID you like (found from a different product perhaps). So they're not really "fake", just an abuse of poor website design.

Comment from Lepoth on 2008-10-14

2008-10-15T04:23:53Z

@Bauer22: Ultimate Douche

Comment from Bauer22 on 2008-10-14

2008-10-15T04:16:15Z

If this is an Ultra Douche then what do you call this?

Comment from socalrob of the 24 and a half century on 2008-10-14

2008-10-15T04:06:18Z

Damn... Walmart really does sell everything don't they.

Comment from MyPetFly on 2008-10-14

2008-10-15T04:05:06Z

I guess the second one is for those VERY "not-so-fresh" days.

And yeah, a guy dressed like that is a douche.

Comment from Franklin Comes Alive! on 2008-10-14

2008-10-15T04:04:06Z

I can't stop giggling at this one.

Comment from AlteredBeast on 2008-10-14

2008-10-15T03:58:26Z

That is one of those things that are so funny, it doesn't matter if it is probably fake!

Comment from ForrestWhitakersLazyEye on 2008-10-14

2008-10-15T03:57:24Z

I see nothing wrong at all with that listing!