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Mine forgot a few small deductions, but it was worth it to not do it myself.
Oh and Enstrom's Almond Toffee is to die for! We get it every year at Christmas.
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Mine forgot a few small deductions, but it was worth it to not do it myself.
Oh and Enstrom's Almond Toffee is to die for! We get it every year at Christmas.
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It probably performs as well as certain large chain tax preparers.
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Great, now Brian is going to get free toffee because it has poor grammar.
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i wonder how many goofy requests they'll get from people with no morals before they catch on?
@Tank: It's likely that they caught on before they started using this guarantee, and built that potential problem into the cost of the product. LL Bean, of course, has a return policy just like this and they're doing great. I am more likely to buy from a company if I know that there is no way I will get screwed.
Mmm... Thanks for the delicious looking tip.
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This is what Gmail Goggles was invented for.
It seems more likely that the CSR is trained to reply to anything inquiring about an unconditional guarantee with info about how to go about it, instead of actually reading complaints, don't yall think?
I would find it hard to believe that someone somewhere along the way wouldn't flag this and say \"no\".
@crazydavythe1st: or, They're company has a sense of whimsy and will honor their guarantee because they know there are fewer jerks with time on their hands to do this then people who appreciate the consumer friendly gesture.
If the balance of jerks to customers grows too great they can just grandfather the guarantee.
As someone who has gone to a 12-Step group to get over my addiction to Enstrom's dark chocolate almond toffee, this thread made me call my sponsor so I wouldn't rush downtown and buy (and eat) another pound of the stuff... seriously, it's AMAZING.
some people have way too much time on their hands....kudos to the CSR.
This reminds me of the time I ate a bag of Doritos because I thought it would get me true love because of the 100% satisfaction guarantee. Sadly, after I ate them, my stomach was full, but my life was still empty. I was too angry and depressed to call the customer service number.
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My grandmother occasionally mails my mom boxes of that stuff, and she knows to save me some or else. :p
@Wubbytoes: With my parents, it was the opposite. My aunt and uncle used to send them boxes, and into the freezer they'd go, for a special occasion. We all knew there would be death (instant or protracted, we never tried) if we got into the toffee before the special occasion.
Dear Enstrom,
I have consumed my entire box of delicious toffee, and am unsatisfied that there isn't more left. Please refund my money (or just send me more toffee).
Sincerely,
Your customer
I'm slow. Can someone tell me how this toffee relates to tax prep?
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@stopNgoBeau: Sorry to be a spoilsport on the running joke guys but....
The guarantee on the toffee is \"unconditional\" which means you can ask for your money back for pretty much whatever the heck reason you want. Bobby decided to be funny and see if they really meant it and asked for his money back because the toffee couldn't do his taxes.
No real relation at all, just humor.
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@stopNgoBeau: Clearly not very well. Otherwise, Bobby surely would have not asked for a refund. You know, unless he was trying to make a point or something.
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@witeowl: I beg to differ. The relation is very clear. Many a time I have purchased toffee and sat it down with a Schedule D and it did NOTHING. I turned its attention to a AMT worksheet and still it did nothing: no manufacturer I've ever known has ever stood behind their product.
I will absolutely consider Enstrom toffee in the future, confident that if it fails at its primary task I can always return it. Now that's someone that has confidence in their product.
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I have to say that this is awesome! I've returned backpacks to LL Bean because they were out of style and they gave me a refund!
Companies like this should be praised! I *ALWAYS* tell my friends and family to purchase from LL Bean if possible, even if its pricey.
@mike:
\"I've returned backpacks to LL Bean because they were out of style and they gave me a refund!\"
So ... you're basically ripping them off?
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@thetango: L.L. Bean's return policy states that their products are \"guaranteed to give 100% satisfaction in every way\". That's a pretty broad return policy. Out-of-fashion clothing seems perfectly within those bounds. Surely it could be taken to more extreme measures.
Dear LL Bean,
Your backpack failed to properly function as a prophylactic, I am completely unsatisfied as i am now a married man with two kids who are absolute abominations.
Sincerely,
Al B.
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A client of mine started sending us Enstrom's Toffee as a holiday gift a few years ago. Enstrom's can afford to give an unconditional guarantee because the quality of the product is so exceptional, that I doubt they have to send much replacement product out. Their customer service is also exceptional. We now send it as holiday gifts as well.
Consumers need to reward companies with standards like Enstrom's with their business.
Enstrom toffee is the BEST TOFFEE!!! It practically melts in your mouth. We've always recieved great service from them.
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Kudos to them. I'm assuming they also have a high enough profit margin that they can afford to send out extra boxes without losing much (if any) money.
I have to add my comment too . . . it's the best toffee you'll ever have! I'm just glad there isn't a location within driving distance or I'd be buying it weekly! When I order for gifts, I can't help but include myself as part of the order. If you've never had their toffee, give yourself a personal gift!
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Why did I look at the website? Sure, I wanted to read this unconditional guarantee, but now I have a toffee problem... Oh, cruel world.
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Impressive! A fantastic claim (a guarantee that is \"unconditional\") can really improve a company's sales.
However, many companies are unwilling to follow through on these claims, because of the cost involved. This in turn, undermines the consumer's confidence in the company, hurting the good publicity the original fantastic claim produced.
This forward thinking and moral company has stepped up to honor their incredible guarantee, and in the process has generated even MORE good publicity in the process.
Congratulations to Enstrom for not only doing the right thing, but also looking at the Big Picture!
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totally going to buy toffee now, maybe it will do better with my taxes.
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Haha, I ate it all, but I was not satisfied!
Good going on their part, and a good sense of humor. :D
@Ness: I don't get it. What is so hilarious about this?
@Ness: I think it's more form-letter and skimming employee than humor.
Good going on their part, but don't interpret humor from generalities.