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  <title>Comments for Enstrom Will Replace Your Almond Toffee If It Fails To Calculate Your Taxes</title>
  <subtitle>Shoppers bite back.</subtitle>
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    <published>2008-10-13T02:00:00Z</published>
    <updated>2008-10-13T02:11:41Z</updated>
    <title>Enstrom Will Replace Your Almond Toffee If It Fails To Calculate Your Taxes</title>
    <summary>--&gt;Bobby didn&apos;t believe that Enstrom&apos;s &quot;Unconditional Guarantee&quot; was truly unconditional, so he sent an email to Enstrom complaining that his Almond Toffee did not perform well as a tax preparer.</summary>
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      <![CDATA[<p><!--<img src="http://consumerist.com/images/31/2008/10/Yummy_Toffee.jpg" width="494" height="370" />-->Bobby didn't believe that Enstrom's "<a href="http://www.enstrom.com/about.aspx?page=guarantee">Unconditional Guarantee</a>" was truly unconditional, so he sent an email to Enstrom complaining that his Almond Toffee did not perform well as a tax preparer.</p>
<p>Bobby submitted the following through Enstrom's web form:<br />
<blockquote>Your Almond Toffee does not work well as a tax preparer. Per your unconditional guarantee, I formally request my monies to be refunded at the earliest possible date to:</p>
<p>[redacted]</p>
<p>Please confirm receipt of this email and the issuance of my refund at the earliest opportunity.</p>
<p>Best regards,</p>
<p>Bobby</p></blockquote>
<p>Enstrom quickly replied:<br />
<blockquote>Thank you for contacting Enstrom Candies Customer Care Department.  We would be more then happy to replace the box of toffee as stated in our guarantee.  Would you please provide your order number or customer number so I can do so?</p>
<p>To place an order, please contact Enstrom Candies Call Center at 1-800-367-8766 (24 hours 7 days a week) or visit our website at www.Enstrom.com.  Should you need further assistance, please reply to our email or contact Customer Care Department at 1-800-367-8777.</p>
<p>Jessica Shaner<br />
Customer Service Representative<br />
Enstrom Candies</p></blockquote>
<p>Wow, that <em>is</em> an unconditional guarantee! Bobby was shocked by the response, and since he isn't a colossal jerk, he didn't follow through with his request. The satisfaction that Enstrom would honor their guarantee was more than enough. Plus, we're told that the toffee was excellent. Delicious work, Enstrom!</p>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400-comment:8318562</id>
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    <title>Comment from resonanteye on 2008-10-14</title>
    <author>
        <name>resonanteye</name>
        <uri>http://resonanteye.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>totally going to buy toffee now, maybe it will do better with my taxes.</p>]]>
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    <published>2008-10-14T21:37:04Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400-comment:8304137</id>
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    <title>Comment from shanoaravendare on 2008-10-13</title>
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        <name>shanoaravendare</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c8290444" rel="nofollow">stopNgoBeau</a>: Sorry to be a spoilsport on the running joke guys but....</p>
<p>The guarantee on the toffee is "unconditional" which means you can ask for your money back for pretty much whatever the heck reason you want.  Bobby decided to be funny and see if they really meant it and asked for his money back because the toffee couldn't do his taxes.</p>
<p>No real relation at all, just humor.</p>]]>
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    <published>2008-10-14T01:50:01Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400-comment:8303267</id>
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    <title>Comment from Phantom_Photon on 2008-10-13</title>
    <author>
        <name>Phantom_Photon</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Impressive! A fantastic claim (a guarantee that is "unconditional") can really improve a company's sales.</p>
<p>However, many companies are unwilling to follow through on these claims, because of the cost involved. This in turn, undermines the consumer's confidence in the company, hurting the good publicity the original fantastic claim produced.</p>
<p>This forward thinking and moral company has stepped up to honor their incredible guarantee, and in the process has generated even MORE good publicity in the process.</p>
<p>Congratulations to Enstrom for not only doing the right thing, but also looking at the Big Picture!</p>]]>
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    <published>2008-10-14T01:15:56Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400-comment:8302276</id>
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    <title>Comment from testsicles on 2008-10-13</title>
    <author>
        <name>testsicles</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c8294457" rel="nofollow">jchabotte</a>: it's be funnier if you said you found the backpack to satisfy only 86% of the time as a prophylactic.</p>]]>
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    <published>2008-10-14T00:40:37Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400-comment:8301299</id>
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    <title>Comment from edosan on 2008-10-13</title>
    <author>
        <name>edosan</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c8287266" rel="nofollow">Ness</a>: I don't get it. What is so hilarious about this?</p>]]>
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    <published>2008-10-14T00:09:06Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400-comment:8299017</id>
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    <title>Comment from Skybolt on 2008-10-13</title>
    <author>
        <name>Skybolt</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c8287669" rel="nofollow">Tank</a>: It's likely that they caught on before they started using this guarantee, and built that potential problem into the cost of the product. LL Bean, of course, has a return policy just like this and they're doing great. I am more likely to buy from a company if I know that there is no way I will get screwed.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-10-13T22:43:13Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400-comment:8298334</id>
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    <title>Comment from Jabberkaty on 2008-10-13</title>
    <author>
        <name>Jabberkaty</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Why did I look at the website? Sure, I wanted to read this unconditional guarantee, but now I have a toffee problem... Oh, cruel world.</p>]]>
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    <published>2008-10-13T22:18:40Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400-comment:8298301</id>
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    <title>Comment from Jabberkaty on 2008-10-13</title>
    <author>
        <name>Jabberkaty</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c8294457" rel="nofollow">jchabotte</a>:</p>
<p>Dear LL Bean,</p>
<p>This isn't toffee.</p>
<p>What gives? God, I want toffee.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-10-13T22:17:39Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400-comment:8296760</id>
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    <title>Comment from UgoDawgkatt on 2008-10-13</title>
    <author>
        <name>UgoDawgkatt</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I have to add my comment too . . . it's the best toffee you'll ever have!  I'm just glad there isn't a location within driving distance or I'd be buying it weekly!  When I order for gifts, I can't help but include myself as part of the order.  If you've never had their toffee, give yourself a personal gift!</p>]]>
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    <published>2008-10-13T21:15:38Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400-comment:8296598</id>
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    <title>Comment from Geekybiker on 2008-10-13</title>
    <author>
        <name>Geekybiker</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Kudos to them. I'm assuming they also have a high enough profit margin that they can afford to send out extra boxes without losing much (if any) money.</p>]]>
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    <published>2008-10-13T21:08:02Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400-comment:8296464</id>
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    <title>Comment from m4ximusprim3 on 2008-10-13</title>
    <author>
        <name>m4ximusprim3</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5062400/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes#c8287493" rel="nofollow">mythago</a>: bystander: "that's a large chunk of toffee!"</p><br />
<p>Man with toffee: "It's an H&amp;R Block"</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2008-10-13T21:01:58Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400-comment:8296257</id>
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    <title>Comment from Boulderite on 2008-10-13</title>
    <author>
        <name>Boulderite</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>Enstrom toffee is the BEST TOFFEE!!! It practically melts in your mouth. We've always recieved great service from them.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-10-13T20:53:07Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400-comment:8295809</id>
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    <title>Comment from drdom on 2008-10-13</title>
    <author>
        <name>drdom</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>A client of mine started sending us Enstrom's Toffee as a holiday gift a few years ago. Enstrom's can afford to give an unconditional guarantee because the quality of the product is so exceptional, that I doubt they have to send much replacement product out. Their customer service is also exceptional. We now send it as holiday gifts as well.<br />
Consumers need to reward companies with standards like Enstrom's with their business.</p>]]>
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    <published>2008-10-13T20:33:19Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from jchabotte on 2008-10-13</title>
    <author>
        <name>jchabotte</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c8293424" rel="nofollow">testsicles</a>:</p>
<p>Dear LL Bean,</p>
<p>Your backpack failed to properly function as a prophylactic, I am completely unsatisfied as i am now a married man with two kids who are absolute abominations.</p>
<p>Sincerely,<br />
Al B.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-10-13T19:26:40Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from Applekid on 2008-10-13</title>
    <author>
        <name>Applekid</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5062400/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes#c8292421" rel="nofollow">witeowl</a>: I beg to differ. The relation is very clear. Many a time I have purchased toffee and sat it down with a Schedule D and it did NOTHING. I turned its attention to a AMT worksheet and still it did nothing: no manufacturer I've ever known has ever stood behind their product.</p><br />
<p>I will absolutely consider Enstrom toffee in the future, confident that if it fails at its primary task I can always return it. Now that's someone that has confidence in their product.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-10-13T18:56:24Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400-comment:8293424</id>
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    <title>Comment from testsicles on 2008-10-13</title>
    <author>
        <name>testsicles</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c8293131" rel="nofollow">thetango</a>: L.L. Bean's return policy states that their products are "guaranteed to give 100% satisfaction in every way".  That's a pretty broad return policy.  Out-of-fashion clothing seems perfectly within those bounds. Surely it could be taken to more extreme measures.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-10-13T17:54:35Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from thetango on 2008-10-13</title>
    <author>
        <name>thetango</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c8292968" rel="nofollow">mike</a>:</p>
<p>"I've returned backpacks to LL Bean because they were out of style and they gave me a refund!"</p>
<p>So ... you're basically ripping them off?</p>]]>
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    <published>2008-10-13T16:54:19Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from mike on 2008-10-13</title>
    <author>
        <name>mike</name>
        <uri>http://www.mikesoh.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.mikesoh.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>I have to say that this is awesome!  I've returned backpacks to LL Bean because they were out of style and they gave me a refund!</p>
<p>Companies like this should be praised!  I *ALWAYS* tell my friends and family to purchase from LL Bean if possible, even if its pricey.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-10-13T16:04:10Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400-comment:8292706</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html#c8292706" />
    <title>Comment from kbrook on 2008-10-13</title>
    <author>
        <name>kbrook</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c8289222" rel="nofollow">Wubbytoes</a>: With my parents, it was the opposite. My aunt and uncle used to send them boxes, and into the freezer they'd go, for a special occasion. We all knew there would be death (instant or protracted, we never tried) if we got into the toffee before the special occasion.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-10-13T14:01:31Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400-comment:8292421</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html#c8292421" />
    <title>Comment from witeowl on 2008-10-13</title>
    <author>
        <name>witeowl</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5062400/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes#c8290444" rel="nofollow">stopNgoBeau</a>: Clearly not very well. Otherwise, Bobby surely would have not asked for a refund. You know, unless he was trying to make a point or something.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-10-13T12:14:11Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400-comment:8292367</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html#c8292367" />
    <title>Comment from Ghede on 2008-10-13</title>
    <author>
        <name>Ghede</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c8287266" rel="nofollow">Ness</a>: I think it's more form-letter and skimming employee than humor.</p>
<p>Good going on their part, but don't interpret humor from generalities.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-10-13T11:57:28Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400-comment:8290632</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html#c8290632" />
    <title>Comment from TheRealAbsurdist on 2008-10-13</title>
    <author>
        <name>TheRealAbsurdist</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c8290444" rel="nofollow">stopNgoBeau</a>: We could, yes...</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-10-13T07:30:51Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400-comment:8290623</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html#c8290623" />
    <title>Comment from Charging Mooses on 2008-10-13</title>
    <author>
        <name>Charging Mooses</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c8287339" rel="nofollow">ryan89</a>: be careful of what you die for. dieing for a piece of toffee would be silly. i mean, you wouldnt even be able to enjoy the toffee, cause your dead!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-10-13T07:30:14Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400-comment:8290444</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html#c8290444" />
    <title>Comment from stopNgoBeau on 2008-10-13</title>
    <author>
        <name>stopNgoBeau</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>I'm slow. Can someone tell me how this toffee relates to tax prep?</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-10-13T07:17:22Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400-comment:8289305</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html#c8289305" />
    <title>Comment from dakotad555 on 2008-10-13</title>
    <author>
        <name>dakotad555</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>Dear Enstrom,</p><br />
<p>I have consumed my entire box of delicious toffee, and am unsatisfied that there isn't more left. Please refund my money (or just send me more toffee).</p><br />
<p>Sincerely,</p><br />
<p>Your customer</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-10-13T05:32:58Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400-comment:8289222</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html#c8289222" />
    <title>Comment from Wubbytoes on 2008-10-13</title>
    <author>
        <name>Wubbytoes</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>My grandmother occasionally mails my mom boxes of that stuff, and she knows to save me some or else.  :p</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-10-13T05:24:50Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400-comment:8288782</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html#c8288782" />
    <title>Comment from TVarmy on 2008-10-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>TVarmy</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>This reminds me of the time I ate a bag of Doritos because I thought it would get me true love because of the 100% satisfaction guarantee.  Sadly, after I ate them, my stomach was full, but my life was still empty.  I was too angry and depressed to call the customer service number.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-10-13T04:42:41Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400-comment:8288730</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html#c8288730" />
    <title>Comment from kingmanic on 2008-10-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>kingmanic</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c8288205" rel="nofollow">crazydavythe1st</a>: or, They're company has a sense of whimsy and will honor their guarantee because they know there are fewer jerks with time on their hands to do this then people who appreciate the consumer friendly gesture.</p>
<p>If the balance of jerks to customers grows too great they can just grandfather the guarantee.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-10-13T04:38:08Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400-comment:8288364</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html#c8288364" />
    <title>Comment from bossco on 2008-10-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>bossco</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>some people have way too much time on their hands....kudos to the CSR.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-10-13T04:01:16Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400-comment:8288256</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html#c8288256" />
    <title>Comment from PrimaveraTydeus on 2008-10-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>PrimaveraTydeus</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>As someone who has gone to a 12-Step group to get over my addiction to Enstrom's dark chocolate almond toffee, this thread made me call my sponsor so I wouldn't rush downtown and buy (and eat) another pound of the stuff... seriously, it's AMAZING.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-10-13T03:50:23Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400-comment:8288205</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html#c8288205" />
    <title>Comment from crazydavythe1st on 2008-10-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>crazydavythe1st</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>It seems more likely that the CSR is trained to reply to anything inquiring about an unconditional guarantee with info about how to go about it, instead of actually reading complaints, don't yall think?</p><br />
<p>I would find it hard to believe that someone somewhere along the way wouldn't flag this and say "no".</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-10-13T03:44:41Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400-comment:8287997</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html#c8287997" />
    <title>Comment from kbrook on 2008-10-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>kbrook</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5062400/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes#c8287339" rel="nofollow">ryan89</a>: Oh, yeah. Enstrom's is amazing. We used to bring it home from Denver for Christmas.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-10-13T03:20:40Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400-comment:8287916</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html#c8287916" />
    <title>Comment from Nunya B on 2008-10-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>Nunya B</name>
        <uri>http://dividedbyshiny.blogspot.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://dividedbyshiny.blogspot.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>This is what Gmail Goggles was invented for.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-10-13T03:12:57Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400-comment:8287795</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html#c8287795" />
    <title>Comment from NotAppealing on 2008-10-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>NotAppealing</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>Mmm... Thanks for the delicious looking tip.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-10-13T03:00:48Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400-comment:8287669</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html#c8287669" />
    <title>Comment from Tank on 2008-10-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>Tank</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>i wonder how many goofy requests they'll get from people with no morals before they catch on?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-10-13T02:48:01Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400-comment:8287622</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html#c8287622" />
    <title>Comment from JayCutlerhurtsmyhead on 2008-10-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>JayCutlerhurtsmyhead</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Great, now Brian is going to get free toffee because it has poor grammar.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-10-13T02:44:19Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400-comment:8287493</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html#c8287493" />
    <title>Comment from mythago on 2008-10-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>mythago</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>It probably performs as well as certain large chain tax preparers.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-10-13T02:30:54Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400-comment:8287339</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html#c8287339" />
    <title>Comment from ryan89 on 2008-10-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>ryan89</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Mine forgot a few small deductions, but it was worth it to not do it myself.</p>
<p>Oh and Enstrom's Almond Toffee is to die for!  We get it every year at Christmas.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-10-13T02:14:03Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400-comment:8287266</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.5062400" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2008/10/enstrom-will-replace-your-almond-toffee-if-it-fails-to-calculate-your-taxes.html#c8287266" />
    <title>Comment from Ness on 2008-10-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>Ness</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>Haha, I ate it all, but I was not satisfied!</p><br />
<p>Good going on their part, and a good sense of humor. :D</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-10-13T02:08:29Z</published>
  </entry>


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