var json_comments = new Array("<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-7473540\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=526469\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-526469-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=526469\">HiEllie</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2008/08/update-eeepc-return-a-recursive-hellhole.html#comment-7473540\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2008-08-28T14:17:49-05:00\">August 28, 2008  2:17 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(7473540);\">Moderate</a> |</span>	<script type=\"text/javascript\" src=\"http://consumerist.com/mt-static/plugins/Moderate/moderate.js\"></script>	<script type=\"text/javascript\">		successMsg = \"\";	</script><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=7473540');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p><p>Remember, no matter what goes down, you've hurt Asus by having The Consumerist write about it. It hurts their sales that way! I know I myself will never buy an Asus based on this ongoing issue. You've already won on that side. Now just worry about getting your money back.</p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(7473540, 'HiEllie')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-7474855\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=428137\"><img        src=\"/mt-static/support/assets_c/userpics/userpic-428137-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=428137\">ageekymom</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2008/08/update-eeepc-return-a-recursive-hellhole.html#comment-7474855\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2008-08-28T15:12:17-05:00\">August 28, 2008  3:12 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(7474855);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=7474855');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>I shipped a 4 month old EEE-PC back to ASUS for repair (the battery wasn't charging and it would power-up when plugged in) and received the repaired unit within a week of shipping it. While I can't speak for other consumers, I was quite pleased with their service. If I ever have to have it repaired again, I'll let you know.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(7474855, 'ageekymom')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-7475677\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=22998\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-22998-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=22998\">axiomatic</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2008/08/update-eeepc-return-a-recursive-hellhole.html#comment-7475677\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2008-08-28T15:39:44-05:00\">August 28, 2008  3:39 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(7475677);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=7475677');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>ASUS support is non-existent. I had to recently do 4 RMA's on a Striker II Extreme motherboard from them and after that experience. I still have a dead motherboard and got so frustrated I ate the cost of the ASUS MB and went and purchased the equivalent EVGA branded motherboard an no longer have any issues.</p><p>When ASUS can't even be bother to run an ASUS tech assisted forum while in turn charging a premium price for their products.... yeah, I'm not buying their product anymore.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(7475677, 'axiomatic')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-7475697\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=443783\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-443783-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=443783\">LoriLynn</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2008/08/update-eeepc-return-a-recursive-hellhole.html#comment-7475697\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2008-08-28T15:40:09-05:00\">August 28, 2008  3:40 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(7475697);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=7475697');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>I wouldn't worry about \"liking\" your credit card company. If the policy didn't benefit them in some way, they probably wouldn't have it. And from what I've learned about credit card companies since I started reading Consumerist, they would eat your heart with ketchup and a bun if given the chance. So if they'll work with you, do it! Get your money, man! You're not teaching Asus anything.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(7475697, 'LoriLynn')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-7477361\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=146805\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=146805\">shepd</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2008/08/update-eeepc-return-a-recursive-hellhole.html#comment-7477361\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2008-08-28T16:37:16-05:00\">August 28, 2008  4:37 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(7477361);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=7477361');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Your credit card company will get the $$$ out of ASUS in some fashion.  ASUS rates for using credit cards (if they accept them for anything, and they just might) will go up when they are renegotiated to compensate if enough customers end up doing returns this way.  Amazon is likely to take some of the heat (perhaps most) as well.</p><p>Although, both are HUGE companies, so it's not as if your single return will have ANY effect.  Thousands like you, though... that would.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(7477361, 'shepd')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-7480072\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=16563\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-16563-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=16563\">Trai_Dep</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2008/08/update-eeepc-return-a-recursive-hellhole.html#comment-7480072\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2008-08-28T18:13:24-05:00\">August 28, 2008  6:13 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(7480072);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=7480072');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>I really like how Ben infuses his commentary with broad advice applicable to consumers in almost any situation: don't get emotional, focus on results (your bottom line) and don't expect shoddy companies to see the light simply because you've called them on their subpar practices. They know they've left you hanging; their business model is predicated on it. Nice job!<br />On a different note, how much \"savings\" did the OP save by shopping solely on price, instead of value? Wouldn't he have been happier and wealthier (if time = money) had he gone with a manufacturer with healthier margins, one that allows them to sell a computer product That Simply Just Works? A computer For The Rest of Us? Perhaps if he Thought Different, he'd be happier? <br />(Not to blame the OP, but to suggest to him - and others - that shopping for value over price is wiser.) (Well, and to sneak in as many references to a certain company as I could manage on my second cup of coffee :D)</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(7480072, 'Trai_Dep')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->							<div class=\"num-replies\">1 replies</div>	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-7484370\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=431420\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-431420-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=431420\">Bakkster_Man</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2008/08/update-eeepc-return-a-recursive-hellhole.html#comment-7484370\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2008-08-28T20:36:13-05:00\">August 28, 2008  8:36 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(7484370);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=7484370');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c7480072\" rel=\"nofollow\">Trai_Dep</a>: Actually, I love my eeePC. I bought it as a mobile machine, and couldn't justify spending much more after purchasing a performance desktop.</p><p>Perhaps another manufacturer would have been better in this case of warranty hell, but hindsight is always 20/20...</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(7484370, 'Bakkster_Man')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>    </div>","","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-7487613\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=242944\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-242944-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=242944\">socalrob of the 24 and a half century</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2008/08/update-eeepc-return-a-recursive-hellhole.html#comment-7487613\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2008-08-28T22:45:10-05:00\">August 28, 2008 10:45 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(7487613);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=7487613');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p><p>I don't know about the eeePC since I do not have one. But I bought a brand new mobo from Asus, it was an Intel board with the Nvidia nforce chipset which had just been released onto the market a couple months prior.</p><br /><p>When I built the computer with this board, it would only boot up to the bios and then would shut down. So basically it would stay on no longer than 20 seconds. If I let it sit a few minutes I could get out 5 more seconds max but then it would shorten each time.</p><br /><p>I called Asus about this and was told there wasnt sufficient cooling and I needed more fans. As well as being yelled at by this particular CSR, so I put a large box fan on high just above the board, along with it sitting directly under an AC vent blowing down 70 degree air. It still was doing the same thing.</p><br /><p>The second CSR I spoke with was kind, courteous, and explained its a new product and I probably got a defective board, as well as apologized for the previous rep who was either having a bad day or not listening to me when I told him I was using fans. The 2nd rep said some people build it water cooled so there is no passive air flowing over the northbridge.</p><br /><p>Anyhow I recieved the info from them, took it back to who I bought it from, returned it for an actual Intel branded board and said to hell with asus after that.</p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(7487613, 'socalrob of the 24 and a half century')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-7499335\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=492077\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-492077-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=492077\">Justifan</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2008/08/update-eeepc-return-a-recursive-hellhole.html#comment-7499335\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2008-08-29T14:40:12-05:00\">August 29, 2008  2:40 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(7499335);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=7499335');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>super low prices= super bad service:)</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(7499335, 'Justifan')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->							<div class=\"num-replies\">1 replies</div>	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-7508300\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=339741\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=339741\">k6richar</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2008/08/update-eeepc-return-a-recursive-hellhole.html#comment-7508300\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2008-08-29T20:05:44-05:00\">August 29, 2008  8:05 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(7508300);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=7508300');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c7499335\" rel=\"nofollow\">Justifan</a>: Agreed. Bought a replacement battery that i found online for around $45 at powermega.com. The next cheapest one i could find was around $70. about 6 months in it stopped taking a charge, i emailed them about the problem they emailed me back asking some specifics about what it was doing. Last email i would receive from them despite emailing them 4 or 5 times in the next 3 weeks asking what was going on.</p><p>Eventually I found a phone number on their website and he directed me to an online application for an RMA #, not the easiest to find on the website. Not surprisingly after filling out all the information the submission failed. I called again to get the RMA emailed to me.</p><p>Three weeks later i haven't heard back, call them, they cant find my battery but one of the techs remember seeing it, they probably sent it off to be fixed off-site. Should be back by Monday and they will email me with a tracking number once it is.</p><p>I get really busy, 3 weeks later still no battery or email, so i call again. They got my battery back, it was taking a 50% charge from their test equipment, which they keep telling me is normal. They didn't email me because they didnt know if i wanted it back, or wanted a new one at 50% off (because it was 50% dead). Fortunatly i had my original invoice which said down to 80% charge after 1 year is normal (not 50% after 6 months) so they gave me the hidden option to have it repaired free, They claim to not have told me that option as it would have taken a couple weeks to fix and figure i would rather pay for a new one then wait a couple more weeks (have waited almost three months by now). So i tell them to repair it and send it back to me. They call me later that day saying they are sending me a brand new one at no cost, probably because it would cost them more in labour to repair one then a new one costs.</p><p>long story short took almost three months to get my battery replaced and i had to keep bugging them to get it done.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(7508300, 'k6richar')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>    </div>","");


