Still, file under "hilarious, but don't try this at home." Jokes aside, he probably could have gotten it fixed much quicker if he had just known how to use executive customer service.
(Thanks to Scott!)
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He sounds like a Newfie. They tend to call it like they see it and not take guff from anyone.
]]>Some times you just gotta let it out, you know?
]]>Perhaps it was Henry Chinaski
]]>They pitch down the voice so the guy sounds more threatening...
]]>The first place I heard this recording was actually as a song. It was set to music by, I believe, a band called "Landscape Body Machine". (I got it on a mix CD by a local DJ.) It's even better in that form - and oddly danceable.
]]>The old man's latest curse-- one of an endless lexicon-- was a new one to me. I filed it away for future use. It might come in handy during a ball game or an argument with Schwartz."
Also by the late, great Jean Shepherd.
]]>was
awesome
fave line: "Get out heeah you buncha f*&$ing B*sturds..."
Oh, and "Whorin' Sluttin'" - going to work that into my next conversation.
]]>I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.
]]>I wonder if this is the father of this gal I once dated. Sure does sound like him. And her, for that matter!
]]>It's Comcastic!
]]>"...you should do what I do for a living." And what would that be? A merchant seaman? A collector for the mob?
]]>I echo zigz comment and say that maybe he should read a book. Perhaps his vocabulary would be the better for it.
]]>What's the link...I can't get to it.
]]>Maybe he should just read a book while his cable is out....
]]>It reminds me of: "I have since heard of people under extreme duress speaking in strange tongues. I became conscious that a steady torrent of obscenities and swearing of all kinds was pouring out of me as I screamed."
Seriously, that was awesome. I think I understand what apoplectic means now.
/props to the late, great Jean Shepherd.
Sons of b*tches! Bumpuses!
]]>@homerjay: I love that song! +1 for the South Park reference.
]]>Step 1: Instead of 'ass' say 'buns,' like "Kiss my buns" or "You're a buns-hole"
Step 2: Instead of 'shit' say 'poo,' as it "bullpoo," "poohead," and "This poo is cold."
Step 3: With 'bitch' drop the 't,' cuz 'bich' is Latin for 'generosity.'
Step 4: Don't say 'fuck' anymore cuz 'fuck' is the worst word that you can say. 'Fuck' is the worst word that you can say! You shouldn't say 'fuck,' no, you shouldn't say 'fuck.' Fuck no!!!
]]>"Jeeesus fucking christ, what the fuck do you want for fuckoooffffff!"
My new favorite line.
]]>I can not wait until I go home tonight so I can actually hear this... Sadly, massive explicit rants are "work inappropriate."
]]>wow! Red green sounds pissed!
]]>my
god
I think that was my uncle Bill.
Seriously though ... he barely stutters at all and manages to string together rhyming expletives with a grace envied by Sailors everywhere! Points off for a fairly repetetive theme though.
Oh, and the ending? Priceless!!!
]]>Rotflmao!!!!
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