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  <title>Comments for Shank Found Inside Mattel Polly Pocket Toy</title>
  <subtitle>Shoppers bite back.</subtitle>
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    <published>2008-01-17T23:19:51Z</published>
    <updated>2008-01-18T17:22:35Z</updated>
    <title>Shank Found Inside Mattel Polly Pocket Toy</title>
    <summary>--&gt;Here&apos;s a story that makes you wonder what sort of tools the workers at Mattel&apos;s factories use. A &quot;shank&quot; (a blade wrapped in electrical tape, to be exact) was found inside a sealed Polly Pocket toy purchased at Walmart. </summary>
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      <name>Meg Marco</name>
      
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      <![CDATA[<p><!--<img alt="shank.jpg" src="http://consumerist.com/images/resources/2008/01/shank.jpg" width="200" height="142" class="left" />-->Here's a story that makes you wonder what sort of tools the workers at Mattel's factories use. A "shank" (a blade wrapped in electrical tape, to be exact) was found inside a sealed Polly Pocket toy purchased at Walmart. </p>

<p>Mattel apologized for the incident, saying:</p>]]>
      <![CDATA[<blockquote>"We apologize to the family that they found that in the toy. No matter how it got there, or what the cause of the placement of that object in the toy was. So we apologize to the family, and we'd also like to send a replacement toy to make her Christmas happy and bright."</blockquote>The family that bought the toy was sufficiently horrified that they declined a replacement. <center><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eig9CnkVsGc&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eig9CnkVsGc&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object></center>]]>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3797468</id>
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    <title>Comment from Chronusmcgee on 2008-01-19</title>
    <author>
        <name>Chronusmcgee</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>A large percentage of toys are manufactured by captive workers. Prison labor is big business. Many countries which provide cheap labor for the global economy use camp and prison labor to lower the total labor costs. Other countries capture religious or political dissidents for this purpose. Other countries import drugs and then incarcerate the users to fill their prison labor programs. The sneakers you wear, the toys your children play with, and the clothes you wear have a 78% chance of having been manufactured by captive labor.</p>]]>
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    <published>2008-01-20T04:49:19Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3786462</id>
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    <title>Comment from captainproton on 2008-01-18</title>
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        <name>captainproton</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Welcome to made in China. This is kinda a nonstory - a tool got left in a toy by an overworked, tired and stressed worker on an assembly line. The fact that it is a shiv means little. Even if the factory had proper tools for use, workers many times will construct or buy their own to help them get the job done. <br />
If they were smart, they would have ebayed the shiv. Just my opinion.</p>]]>
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    <published>2008-01-19T02:09:50Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3786314</id>
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    <title>Comment from ChaosMotor on 2008-01-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>ChaosMotor</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>"http://consumerist.com/tag/vidoes/"</p>
<p>Vidoes? C'mon.</p>]]>
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    <published>2008-01-19T02:03:55Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3773866</id>
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    <title>Comment from mikeluisortega on 2008-01-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>mikeluisortega</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>Polly Pocket : jihad edition</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2008-01-18T09:22:02Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3773162</id>
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    <title>Comment from cothebadger on 2008-01-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>cothebadger</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>Didn't this story break on Christmas day?</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2008-01-18T08:18:37Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3771926</id>
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    <title>Comment from discounteggroll on 2008-01-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>discounteggroll</name>
        <uri>http://discounteggroll.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>polly's been around the block once or twice eh</p>]]>
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    <published>2008-01-18T06:40:54Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3771117</id>
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    <title>Comment from trujunglist on 2008-01-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>trujunglist</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Good comments people, you make engadget look like early 1900s slapstick.</p>]]>
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    <published>2008-01-18T05:42:53Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3770013</id>
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    <title>Comment from lovelygirl on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>lovelygirl</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>OMG! What if that little girl had poked her finger on the blade and the blade was rusty or contaminated?! That's just horrible!</p>]]>
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    <published>2008-01-18T04:38:21Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3769521</id>
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    <title>Comment from WraithSama on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>WraithSama</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Mattel is taking the incident seriously.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-18T04:10:50Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3767576</id>
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    <title>Comment from Upsilon on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>Upsilon</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@Ryan:<br /><i>Actually,</i> [/smugassholishtone] a shank is a blade made out of a <a href="http://www.bootbarn.com/blog/archives/ATS.jpg" rel="nofollow">metal shoe shank</a>.<br />A shiv is an improvised blade made out of anything else.<br />You "shank" with a shank.<br />To attack with a shiv is called "shifting."</p><br />
<p>Now, unless that thing was made from a shoe shank, these people did not, in fact, find a shank in their toy. They found a shiv. If they wish to sue, and use the word "shank," then Mattel could win by claiming that it is not a shank.</p><br />
<p>Also Mighty Max FTW!!! I had all three playsets from series II and the scorpion from series I.</p><br />
<p>Master of the wire shiv,<br />Upsilon</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2008-01-18T02:45:55Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3767382</id>
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    <title>Comment from D.B. Cooper-Nichol on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>D.B. Cooper-Nichol</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/346086/shank-found-inside-mattel-polly-pocket-toy#c3766094" rel="nofollow">Tzepish</a>: Well, a toy <i>package</i> with a utility knife in it, but even so - what <i>should</i> the appropriate offer be?</p><br />
<p>I am mostly comfortable speculating that Mom &amp; Dad were halfway dreaming of some sort of payday, but fortunately, the law doesn't normally compensate for things that <i>might have</i> happened.</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2008-01-18T02:38:00Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3766914</id>
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    <title>Comment from girly on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>girly</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3763025" rel="nofollow">snoop-blog</a>: Maybe a shank would have been packaged with a "Norman" figure.</p>]]>
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    <published>2008-01-18T02:21:00Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3766094</id>
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    <title>Comment from Tzepish on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>Tzepish</name>
        <uri>http://tzepish.blogspot.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3762653" rel="nofollow">Dibbler</a>: They are jerks because they received a toy with a razor blade in it?! Holy crap, man!  Their reaction to this situation is perfectly reasonable!</p>]]>
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    <published>2008-01-18T01:52:20Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3765430</id>
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    <title>Comment from machete_bear on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>machete_bear</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3762190" rel="nofollow">Szin</a>: But you get your choice of topping!</p>
<p>The toppings contain potassium benzoate...</p>
<p>That's bad.</p>]]>
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    <published>2008-01-18T01:27:47Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3765282</id>
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    <title>Comment from Spamwich on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>Spamwich</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's hard to tell from the small photo, but I'm pretty sure that's just a utility knife blade with tape on it. They're frequently used when you misplace your last boxcutter and all you can find are spare blades. Granted, that still doesn't make it a good children's toy...</p>]]>
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    <published>2008-01-18T01:22:35Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from Celticlady on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>Celticlady</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>I want to know if the shank was made in China???</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2008-01-18T01:13:46Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from jacknval on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>jacknval</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>The only thing that disturbed me in that video was that the father's hair is longer than the mother's!</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-18T01:10:01Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3764882</id>
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    <title>Comment from gmark2000 on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>gmark2000</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>Little kids are looking like "prosti-tots" if the emulate their Bratz toys.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-18T01:08:38Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3764841</id>
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    <title>Comment from floydianslip6 on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>floydianslip6</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I guess I'm not sure what a satisfactory answer is.  A shank ended up in there, if Matel knew exactly HOW it probably wouldn't have happened!?</p>
<p>What are they looking for?<br />
8AM Billy "the Box" Boxcowski punched in<br />
812AM Billy "the Box" packs shank in what will eventualy become your child's toy<br />
9PM the toy leaves the facotry</p>
<p>???</p>]]>
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    <published>2008-01-18T01:06:49Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3764735</id>
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    <title>Comment from slowinthefastlane on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>slowinthefastlane</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>"Here's something the other prison tour guides won't tell you: In this very cell block, Machine Gun Kelly had, what we call in the prison system, a 'bitch'. One day, if a fit of jealous rage, Kelly took a makeshift knife, or 'shiv', and cut the..."</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-18T01:03:12Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from Project Thanatos on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>Project Thanatos</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Polly Pocket is gangsta all of a sudden?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-18T01:03:01Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3764718</id>
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    <title>Comment from AndrewDB on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>AndrewDB</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3761840" rel="nofollow">mercurypdx</a>: Well it is a Polly Pocket toy.. :D</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-18T01:02:33Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3764480</id>
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    <title>Comment from LiC on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>LiC</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>So it's not like a box cutter who's sheath disappeared leaving the owner with a naked blade which he chose to wrap in electric tape and omg it was such a piece of crap that one day he misplaced it?</p>
<p>"Sufficiently horrified"?  Yeeeeesh, my daddy brought home box cutters and I used to use them to cut my barbies' hair.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-18T00:53:48Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3764476</id>
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    <title>Comment from Bay State Darren on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>Bay State Darren</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>I suppose prison inmates can't be expected to provide a consistent grammatical set of rules. I'm pretty much just going off of how they used these words on <i>Oz</i> [awesome show].</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-18T00:53:42Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3764185</id>
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    <title>Comment from MercuryPDX on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>MercuryPDX</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Actually I think the water is so muddy that they're synonyms however they are applied.</p>
<p>Shiv: <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shiv" rel="nofollow">[www.urbandictionary.com]</a><br />
Shank: <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shank" rel="nofollow">[www.urbandictionary.com]</a></p>
<p>Shank: <a href="http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/shank" rel="nofollow">[www.merriam-webster.com]</a><br />
Shiv: <a href="http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/shiv" rel="nofollow">[www.merriam-webster.com]</a></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-18T00:43:57Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3764175</id>
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    <title>Comment from Bay State Darren on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>Bay State Darren</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>I smell a shakedown.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-18T00:43:30Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3764045</id>
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    <title>Comment from GitEmSteveDave on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>GitEmSteveDave</name>
        <uri>http://mysite.verizon.net/vze1kif0</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://mysite.verizon.net/vze1kif0">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3762111" rel="nofollow">statnut</a>: What did the toy that went to Bubba contain?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-18T00:39:37Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3764020</id>
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    <title>Comment from frankadelic on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>frankadelic</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>I wonder if it was a tool used in the manufacturing process that was accidentally dropped into the box.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-18T00:38:56Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3763959</id>
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    <title>Comment from Bay State Darren on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>Bay State Darren</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3763845" rel="nofollow">ryan</a>: I believe they are generally considered interchangeable as nouns, although shiv is to my knowlege not commonly used as a verb.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-18T00:36:44Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3763888</id>
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    <title>Comment from Toof_75_75 on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>Toof_75_75</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@ Ryan<br />
...touche...</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-18T00:34:35Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3763845</id>
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    <title>Comment from rmeehan17 on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>rmeehan17</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>it's not a shank, it's a shiv. Shanking is the actual act of stabbing someone with a shiv. Like the comcast ad says, Shank is a verb as in an action. they found a shiv in a polly pocket toy. not a shank.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-18T00:33:02Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3763641</id>
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    <title>Comment from icruise on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>icruise</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>It wouldn't surprise me if it was a returned item, and that the shank was put in there by someone who had bought it previously. Walmart basically does nothing to make sure that the returned products are intact (or even that the correct product is in the box).</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-18T00:25:34Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3763596</id>
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    <title>Comment from Jaysyn was banned for: http://consumerist.com/5032912/the-subprime-meltdown-will-be-nothing-compared-to-the-prime-meltdown#c7042646 on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>Jaysyn was banned for: http://consumerist.com/5032912/the-subprime-meltdown-will-be-nothing-compared-to-the-prime-meltdown#c7042646</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/346086/shank-found-inside-mattel-polly-pocket-toy#c3762061" rel="nofollow">Aussie-Evil</a>:</p><br />
<p>Yes, along with a lot of other things in China.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-18T00:24:10Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3763543</id>
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    <title>Comment from Bay State Darren on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>Bay State Darren</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>This explains why Adebesi try to stab another inmate with a tiny plastic purse in the M-city cellblock today. Warden Glynn's gonna be pissed!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-18T00:22:06Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3763495</id>
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    <title>Comment from HalOfBorg on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>HalOfBorg</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>We had Mighty Max and Polly - still have her.</p><br />
<p>Those early little sets were tough to close. Had to have everything in it JUST so.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-18T00:20:24Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3763466</id>
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    <title>Comment from dgcaste on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>dgcaste</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>A free replacement??? how nice of them.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-18T00:19:26Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3763275</id>
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    <title>Comment from UpsetPanda on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>UpsetPanda</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Duh...it's to protect yourself when all the other little girl want to steal it.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-18T00:12:00Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3763063</id>
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    <title>Comment from snoop-blog on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>snoop-blog</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>good news though, the shank was found to be lead free!</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-18T00:03:23Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3763025</id>
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    <title>Comment from snoop-blog on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>snoop-blog</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/346086/shank-found-inside-mattel-polly-pocket-toy#c3762875" rel="nofollow">mercurypdx</a>: and i had a mighty max!! i thought they were the shiz-nit! but alas, mine never came with an action shank. i always get screwed!</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-18T00:02:07Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3762875</id>
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    <title>Comment from MercuryPDX on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>MercuryPDX</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3762342" rel="nofollow">omerhi</a>: <i>Seriously, who names a toy Polly Pocket?</i></p>
<p>When this toy was introduced way back when the doll, playset, and accessories all folded up neatly into a case small enough to fit in your pocket. The "boys version" was called <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mighty_Max_%28toyline%29" rel="nofollow">Mighty Max</a>.</p>
]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-17T23:57:16Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3762843</id>
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    <title>Comment from m4ximusprim3 on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>m4ximusprim3</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>lol @ "paris hilton edition" polly pocket.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-17T23:56:04Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3762807</id>
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    <title>Comment from mikesfree on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>mikesfree</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>Shank you very much for the extra goodies!</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-17T23:54:50Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3762653</id>
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    <title>Comment from Dibbler on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>Dibbler</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Her parents don't want a toy or a refund...they want a big check from Mattel.  Jerks in my opinion.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-17T23:50:53Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3762528</id>
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    <title>Comment from smitty1123 on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>smitty1123</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Kids get all the good toys nowadays...</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-17T23:47:04Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3762354</id>
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    <title>Comment from MercuryPDX on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>MercuryPDX</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3761926" rel="nofollow">AlisonAshleigh</a>: When you have Barbie and Bratz, is it hard to imagine sweet and innocent Polly Pocket not befriending a girl with looser morals?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-17T23:41:17Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3762345</id>
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    <title>Comment from snoop-blog on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>snoop-blog</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/346086/shank-found-inside-mattel-polly-pocket-toy#c3761840" rel="nofollow">mercurypdx</a>: that does make for a funnier headline.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-17T23:40:55Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3762342</id>
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    <title>Comment from hubris on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>hubris</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3761971" rel="nofollow">ratnerstar</a>: Nicely done.  You too, HomerJay.</p>
<p>Seriously, who names a toy Polly Pocket?  ...really?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-17T23:40:53Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3762280</id>
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    <title>Comment from The Great Aussie Evil on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>The Great Aussie Evil</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3762190" rel="nofollow">Szin</a>: The cake is a lie, as well.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-17T23:38:51Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3762190</id>
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    <title>Comment from Szin on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>Szin</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>The Doll carries, with it, a terrible curse.  But it comes with a free Frogurt.  The Frogurt is also cursed.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-17T23:36:07Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3762111</id>
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    <title>Comment from statnut on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>statnut</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>Clearly, the toy was supposed to go to Bubba in Cell Block D.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-17T23:32:58Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3762090</id>
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    <title>Comment from homerjay on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>homerjay</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Looks like Polly was planning on landing herself in the cooler, the klink, the big house. Thats right, prison.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-17T23:32:16Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3762061</id>
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    <title>Comment from The Great Aussie Evil on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>The Great Aussie Evil</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Prisoners make Mattel toys?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-17T23:31:34Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3762021</id>
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    <title>Comment from Toof_75_75 on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>Toof_75_75</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>I would have called and thanked them for the "prison tool"...Never know when you might need it!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-17T23:30:00Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3761971</id>
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    <title>Comment from ratnerstar on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>ratnerstar</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>Polly's known as the pocket for her habit of picking them, and she got that shank during her nickel at Sing Sing.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-17T23:28:26Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3761966</id>
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    <title>Comment from darkened on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>darkened</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c3761926" rel="nofollow">AlisonAshleigh</a>: polly poke-it?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-17T23:28:21Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3761926</id>
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    <title>Comment from AlisonAshleigh on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>AlisonAshleigh</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/346086/shank-found-inside-mattel-polly-pocket-toy#c3761840" rel="nofollow">mercurypdx</a>: It's polly pocket, not barbie.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-17T23:27:02Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2008://1.346086-comment:3761840</id>
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    <title>Comment from MercuryPDX on 2008-01-17</title>
    <author>
        <name>MercuryPDX</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>ROFL.... I liked it better when I misread that as "Skank".</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2008-01-17T23:24:03Z</published>
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