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8.6 sheets per trip? ewwwwww
8.6 sheets per trip? ewwwwww
nice image name, heh.
Haha, shorted him one sitting. Say that five times fast :-)
\"Before toilet tissue, wealthy Romans used wool and rosewater or sponges soaked in salt water at the end of a stick.\" Awesome
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Hill didn't want to make a stink about it, but thought someone should know.
Really?
Um... seriously now?
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Well, one day you WILL be an old fart. That is, if you don't die young.
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Will this story go into the anals of history, or will it be just another one to slip between the cracks?
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@Joafu:
Awesome indeed. My company just switched to this dreadful one-ply stuff that isn't too far descended from the tree it was made from. I may have to start bringing my own.
But wool, rosewater and salt water must have felt wonderful. Those rich Romans knew how to live it up.
OK, am I wrong in that one ROLL of TP in 4 days is a bit excessive?
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I have a better idea: buy a scale. It'll change his whole counting paradigm.
Number of toothpicks in a box? 1) Weigh a toothpick 2) weigh all the toothpicks 3) divide.
Number of sheets on a roll of toilet paper? 1) Weigh the tube 2) weigh a sheet 3) weigh all the rolls 4) subtract, divide 5) bam! old guy would have to find a new hobby.
Number of brain cells left? This problem is left as en exercise to the reader.
@GitEmSteveDave: And do they have a cat perchance? Could we get a cute photo of some kitties playing w/TP as to maybe explain where the missing sheets went to? Or maybe a dog? Since it's a basement, could it be animals stealing the TP for use in a nest? I want some night vision cameras set up.
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Maybe the wife would come in and use 41 sheets whenever he wasn't looking.
i guess this is what you do when you grow old and retire, eh?
@nytmare:
Each day he'd count the number of sheets he needed -- he limited the experiment to his Lakewood home's basement bathroom because his wife won't go there -- then added it to his previous day's tally.
So apparently not. Unless she was messing with him.
The thing is,this guy has a legitimate complaint; I noticed several years ago, and I'm sure there are many of us who have, that the paper companies are giving us less and less for our money. They now have what they call \"Mega\" rolls, which until a few years ago was just a normal roll of paper. Same thing with coffee, flour, sugar; you name it...pay more, get less!
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Okay, I think we need to combine this guy with the bored Maytag Repairman and the ghost of Mr. Whipple to make the Optimus Prime of Asswipe Auditors. I'm really disappointed that Georgia-Pacific isn't taking his shit seriously.
@belisle: can't do it that way -- each sheet doesn't necessaricaly have the same weight. plus, the # of sheets on each roll is advertised, not the total weight.
plus a regular joe having a scale that can accurately measure the weight of one sheet of tp?
I'm sure the newspaper had some intern go buy some TP and then spend all day counting sheets. Imagine how pissed he/she was when it was all for naught.
@pepe the king prawn: That's what averages are for. Weigh 10 sheets and divide by ten, which improves your per-sheet value. Example:
Quilted Northern,
Roll: 159.3 g
Tube: 4.5 g
10 sheets: 4.4 g = 0.44 g/sheet
# sheets/roll = (159.3-4.5)/0.44 = 351.8 ≈ 352.
It's advertised as 352 sheets per roll. I'm content that I'm not getting hosed.
@belisle: have fun weighing the sheet of TP in the average household.
Number of brain cells......
Anyway, maybe the guy had nothing new to read (he is old enought ot have read it all) and this helped to occupy his mind while doing the doo. Sure it's odd, but hey he got free TP from the deal.
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@belisle: Not so much. The paper is glues onto the roll, and the glue has 3 properties that make your experiment go totally off kilter.
1. The glue is relatively heavy (much denser than TP)
2. The glue is highly variable. Without accurate weighing and dispensation, any viscous liquid dispenser will have a pretty high variance.
3. The weight of the glue is totally irrelevant to the number of sheets.
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No one has taken into account that maybe the old man's wife is a joker. He says she won't go there\" but that doesn't mean she won't go down there to screw with the old guy.
\"Damn Leo. Got nothing better to do than count shat paper! Wen's he gunna fix that squeak in my rocking chair? Old coot. I'll fix him. When he's napping I'm a gunna swipe me a square of that shat paper and tuck it in my sweater sleeve fo whens I get my runny nose. Can't even use a pad of paper to write on...using an old paper tube. Cheap son of a gun.\"
Wasn't it Sheryl Crow who recently insisted that everyone should limit the use of toilet paper to one sheet per sitting? Here's how it's done. Take one sheet, fold it in half. Fold it in half again, and tear off the corner formed by the center of the sheet. Save that little piece, it is important. Open the sheet and insert the index (or middle, if you prefer) finger and wipe. Grab the TP from behind with the other hand and wipe off the finger. Now get that little piece and use it to clean under the fingernail. One sheet, one wipe, done. Saves a lot more than worrying about being short sheeted.
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Trekkies !!!!
Why is a sheet of toilet paper like the Starship Enterprise? ......... They both circle Uranus in search of Klingons.
I had an uncle like that. He once called the Electric Company because he calculated they were rounding up the monthly bill to the \"mils\" (percentage of a penny) in his utility rate.
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either ie glitched or my comment dissapeared.
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@belisle: You find a consumer grade scale that will accurately measure the weight of one square of TP (which would need to measure at least to .001g for accuracy), then get back to me.
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I guess someone has to give a sh*t...
this guy really knows his shit................paper.
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Like when Ultra dish detergent was introduced with bottles with the \"improved\" dispense nozzle to limit the amount of soap dispensed- remember Ultra = less required. Then somehow the bottle nozzle got changed back to the prior free flow versions - higher cost Ultra and more used. I was probably the only guy in the USA to call and complain to a soap mfg hotline (years before internet and consumerist). I even kept a limiter nozzle in use for years before the ex-wife trashed it...
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tell him to keep a saers catalog handy....that's about all they are good for now.....
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It's amazing what a little bit each day can contribute to.
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Yeah, lots of jokes to be made here, but it's amazing what an old fart with a lot of time on his hands can set into motion.
Consider Bill Baker, the Californian who discovered that Heinz was underfilling its ketchup bottles by a little bit here and there. He filed a complaint with the state's weights and measures regulatory agency, which triggered an investigation which led to consumer protection lawsuit. Heinz ended up paying $180,000 in fines and legal fees, and spent another $650,000 overfilling its ketchup bottles for the California market over the next twelve months.
So, as Maulleigh said, it is indeed amazing what a little bit each day can contribute to!
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9 ROLLS of toilet paper in ONE MONTH!? Are you serious?? Dude, you're either a big eater with good plumbing or you use way too much TP!
And, as far as sitting there staring at the shower curtain, you'd better get your glasses updated, that's a glass door buddy!
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So, all of this guy's rolls are short, but the ones counted by the paper were spot on? Doubtful. Either ol' Leo fails at counting, or the newspaper intern said 'eff this' to his sheet counting assignment and just came back the next day and said 'How many sheets are supposed to be on there? Yeah, that how many there were.'
Of course, the majority of the world doesn't even use toilet paper. Would you wash your hands after being in a room full of people hacking & coughing away in the peak of flu season? Would you just rub 'em on a paper towel without soap & water? Then why do Americans (and many Euros) still just rub dry paper across their bums?
I've known people that unroll the whole freaking toilet paper roll and count each and every single sheet, find out they are short by 2 or 3 sheet (OH MY WORD!!!) then call up the manufacturer for a refund. It is a bit creepy.
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@belisle: OMG WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THAT? OMG OMG!!
well, maybe because a typical weighing scale is not accurate to weigh a toothpick or a sheet of tissue paper? or the fact that this assumes that all tootpicks in the box (or all tissue sheets in a roll) weigh the same?
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That was kinda interesting. Well, he's old and probably retired-- gardening and reading probably got a bit dull, what do you expect?? Leave him alone. I think that it was an interesting little experiment and if it helps the consumer, what's the problem??
What a sheet-y deal.
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Gee, I can't wait until I'm an old fart with nothing better to do then count TP all day.