Mr. Hill has been counting the sheets included in his rolls of toilet paper since his wife noticed something odd. The rolls in the 4-pack lasted longer than the ones in the 12-pack.
"She complained that a roll in the 12-pack would last just three days and the same size in the four-roll pack lasted four," Hill explained. "I wanted to find out."Leo was offered a coupon for more toilet paper. Concerned that other consumers might be getting the "short sheet", Mr. Hill filed an official complaint Denver Better Business Bureau, which was then forwarded to the toilet paper company.Hill figured he had the time, since there wasn't much else to do but read or stare at the shower curtain. So he counted every sheet of toilet paper as he used it.
It wasn't for any other reason, he said, than to know if the number of sheets noted on the package matched what was on the roll.
Jotting his totals on a flattened inner tube from an expended roll, Hill said he kept meticulous track. Each day he'd count the number of sheets he needed -- he limited the experiment to his Lakewood home's basement bathroom because his wife won't go there -- then added it to his previous day's tally.
By his count, the first roll was short by 15 sheets."You couldn't prove anything from one roll," Hill admits, "so I counted them all."
At the end of the month, Hill said his nine-roll average was 156.75 sheets for the rolls of Angel Soft that promised 198 on the package.
Hill didn't want to make a stink about it, but thought someone should know.
"I called them up," Hill said about Georgia-Pacific Corp., the tissue's makers.
Intrigued, The Denver Post tried to replicate Mr. Hill's findings, but none of the rolls they counted had fewer sheets than advertised. This news pleased Mr. Hill:
"Maybe they started getting the counters right," he said with a chuckle. "I'm sure glad you got a good roll."
It's good to know Leo's out there, keeping them honest.
In the paper chase, he's coming up short [Denver Post] (Thanks, Stephanie!)
(Photo:Joe Amon, The Denver Post)
@belisle: OMG WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THAT? OMG OMG!!
well, maybe because a typical weighing scale is not accurate to weigh a toothpick or a sheet of tissue paper? or the fact that this assumes that all tootpicks in the box (or all tissue sheets in a roll) weigh the same?
]]>Of course, the majority of the world doesn't even use toilet paper. Would you wash your hands after being in a room full of people hacking & coughing away in the peak of flu season? Would you just rub 'em on a paper towel without soap & water? Then why do Americans (and many Euros) still just rub dry paper across their bums?
]]>So, all of this guy's rolls are short, but the ones counted by the paper were spot on? Doubtful. Either ol' Leo fails at counting, or the newspaper intern said 'eff this' to his sheet counting assignment and just came back the next day and said 'How many sheets are supposed to be on there? Yeah, that how many there were.'
]]>And, as far as sitting there staring at the shower curtain, you'd better get your glasses updated, that's a glass door buddy!
]]>Consider Bill Baker, the Californian who discovered that Heinz was underfilling its ketchup bottles by a little bit here and there. He filed a complaint with the state's weights and measures regulatory agency, which triggered an investigation which led to consumer protection lawsuit. Heinz ended up paying $180,000 in fines and legal fees, and spent another $650,000 overfilling its ketchup bottles for the California market over the next twelve months.
So, as Maulleigh said, it is indeed amazing what a little bit each day can contribute to!
]]>tell him to keep a saers catalog handy....that's about all they are good for now.....
]]>Like when Ultra dish detergent was introduced with bottles with the "improved" dispense nozzle to limit the amount of soap dispensed- remember Ultra = less required. Then somehow the bottle nozzle got changed back to the prior free flow versions - higher cost Ultra and more used. I was probably the only guy in the USA to call and complain to a soap mfg hotline (years before internet and consumerist). I even kept a limiter nozzle in use for years before the ex-wife trashed it...
]]>this guy really knows his shit................paper.
]]>@belisle: You find a consumer grade scale that will accurately measure the weight of one square of TP (which would need to measure at least to .001g for accuracy), then get back to me.
]]>either ie glitched or my comment dissapeared.
]]>all joking aside, it really burns my ass to get shorted on some sheets!
]]>Wasn't it Sheryl Crow who recently insisted that everyone should limit the use of toilet paper to one sheet per sitting? Here's how it's done. Take one sheet, fold it in half. Fold it in half again, and tear off the corner formed by the center of the sheet. Save that little piece, it is important. Open the sheet and insert the index (or middle, if you prefer) finger and wipe. Grab the TP from behind with the other hand and wipe off the finger. Now get that little piece and use it to clean under the fingernail. One sheet, one wipe, done. Saves a lot more than worrying about being short sheeted.
]]>No one has taken into account that maybe the old man's wife is a joker. He says she won't go there" but that doesn't mean she won't go down there to screw with the old guy.
"Damn Leo. Got nothing better to do than count shat paper! Wen's he gunna fix that squeak in my rocking chair? Old coot. I'll fix him. When he's napping I'm a gunna swipe me a square of that shat paper and tuck it in my sweater sleeve fo whens I get my runny nose. Can't even use a pad of paper to write on...using an old paper tube. Cheap son of a gun."
]]>1. The glue is relatively heavy (much denser than TP)
2. The glue is highly variable. Without accurate weighing and dispensation, any viscous liquid dispenser will have a pretty high variance.
3. The weight of the glue is totally irrelevant to the number of sheets.
]]>@belisle: oh that kind of scale...Doubt that pops is sellin'
]]>@belisle: have fun weighing the sheet of TP in the average household.
Number of brain cells......
Anyway, maybe the guy had nothing new to read (he is old enought ot have read it all) and this helped to occupy his mind while doing the doo. Sure it's odd, but hey he got free TP from the deal.
]]>Quilted Northern,
Roll: 159.3 g
Tube: 4.5 g
10 sheets: 4.4 g = 0.44 g/sheet
# sheets/roll = (159.3-4.5)/0.44 = 351.8 ≈ 352.
It's advertised as 352 sheets per roll. I'm content that I'm not getting hosed.
]]>@belisle: can't do it that way -- each sheet doesn't necessaricaly have the same weight. plus, the # of sheets on each roll is advertised, not the total weight.
plus a regular joe having a scale that can accurately measure the weight of one sheet of tp?
]]>The thing is,this guy has a legitimate complaint; I noticed several years ago, and I'm sure there are many of us who have, that the paper companies are giving us less and less for our money. They now have what they call "Mega" rolls, which until a few years ago was just a normal roll of paper. Same thing with coffee, flour, sugar; you name it...pay more, get less!
]]>@dorianh49: Yay poop puns!
]]>Each day he'd count the number of sheets he needed -- he limited the experiment to his Lakewood home's basement bathroom because his wife won't go there -- then added it to his previous day's tally.
So apparently not. Unless she was messing with him.
]]>Number of toothpicks in a box? 1) Weigh a toothpick 2) weigh all the toothpicks 3) divide.
Number of sheets on a roll of toilet paper? 1) Weigh the tube 2) weigh a sheet 3) weigh all the rolls 4) subtract, divide 5) bam! old guy would have to find a new hobby.
Number of brain cells left? This problem is left as en exercise to the reader.
]]>Awesome indeed. My company just switched to this dreadful one-ply stuff that isn't too far descended from the tree it was made from. I may have to start bringing my own.
But wool, rosewater and salt water must have felt wonderful. Those rich Romans knew how to live it up.
]]>Will this story go into the anals of history, or will it be just another one to slip between the cracks?
]]>Um... seriously now?
]]>Really?
]]>"Before toilet tissue, wealthy Romans used wool and rosewater or sponges soaked in salt water at the end of a stick." Awesome
]]>8.6 sheets per trip? ewwwwww
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