I know that I would rather have my daughter wear the hidden panties rather than have her say the 4 letter words that come out of some of these "righteous" peoples' mouth. That's where the real trash is. I got her a robe last year from Walmart that says "Dear Santa, I want everything" From the way some of you think, I guess she wants every thing sexual.

I don't see what the big deal is. When I saw them I immediately thought that it was a joke saying that Santa (mom and dad) would bring them everything they needed instead of running up a credit card. I had to read some of the comments to figure how why everyone was up in arms.Maybe my mind isn't in the gutter though.

What has wings and sucks blood?

Maxi Ultra.

Next in the "Truth in Advertising" category...
Maxi Ultra surprinted with "Fuck Off".

I know I saw them in store, but now can't seem to find a verifying source.

Happy Festivus to all, and to all a good night.

Removed from shelves!
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These are going to make a sweet stocking stuffer...

Annnd...reason number 73,298 to not spend your $$ at Wal-Mart.

Secondly, apparently there is a punchline on the reverse which reads (as was pointed out a few posts back) ...When you have SANTA! This gives a whole new meaning to the front. But like so many other facets of the media these days, its much more fun to leave shit out that tells the whole story and skew it to fit your agenda.

Third, LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP. They're fucking panties fer OPTIMUS PRIME's sake! And Christmas panties, at that, so they will only be worn about 3 times and then forgotten.

Next, someone will be bitching because they reference Santa Claus, a wholly secular/Christian entity. Talk about your Politically Incorrect. Maybe they should say (front) "Who needs credit cards.." (back)"..when you get gifts during the many diverse cultural celebrations held in the month of December."

"If you don't like Nazi shirts being sold, don't buy them". (But people are buying them, so it must be "OK"!)

Back under your rock...

This is yet another example of the meaningless "news" this site posts. OK, the garments aren't for everyone. Don't like 'em, don't buy 'em.

Pretty simple.

If it's not your sense of humor, no one is forcing you to purchase them. If enough people don't buy them, or similarly adorned undies, they'll go away.

Next....

I've always thought more highly of my person than I thought of my credit cards. That includes my vagina. Maybe the message on the panties have to do with valuing your self-worth over consumerism and materialism. Naaahhhhhh.... I'm just kidding. I still do have a high opinion of my vagina, though.

@yamish: OMG that made me laugh, sadly it's soo true.

My friend's soon to be step daughter, who's around 8 was showered with Bratz dolls for her birthday. And I just looked at him with disgust for allowing her to play with those whorish dolls...

"Who needs credit cards" is a far cry from "Im a prostitute".

Honestly I don't know HOW you girls can spot things like this and blow them up into things they aren't.

Cute panties BTW.

Meh, it's a living..

I wonder how many people will use credit cards to purchase these.

How bad would it suck if your job was to proofread type treatments on panties at walmart?

The only way these abominations could be redeemed was if each panty was embedded with a sophisticated chip that let someone track the buyers down so the purchasing parent would be sterilized.

True confessions: I spent my lunch hour at Wal-Mart getting some stocking stuffers for our teen and adult kids. And a DVD of "It's a Wonderful Life" to replace the old VHS version. The shopping experience itself wasn't bad, but the cashiers were slow, unfriendly, and prone to making mistakes that the supervisor had to override with her key. I know: I shouldn't expect more, based on the low pay they get from Wally.

Or maybe this is a new way Walmart is trying to help young women avoid credit card debt... No? Well, maybe since I've been working with unfaircreditacardfees.com I've got it on the brain, but this is the Consumerists - and they were live-blogging the hearings in Washington on credit card practices the other days.

I guess there are ways to avoid interchange fees and there are ways to avoid interchange fees... I find it somewhat sexist though myself - where's the male version?
Just sayin.

After one buys it, who reads it? Well besides the other girls in the locker room before gym... oh highschool... our gym teachers were insensitive morons... They would discuss locker room problems in front of everyone in class, be it spitting in the boys locker room to brassiere snapping in the girls, why didn't they say it in the locker rooms instead in class, who knows

Uh-actually I think they're kinda cute. If I bought clothes at Walmart, I might buy these panties. I think the message is kinda anti-shopaholic which I like.

Also, Raanne is right, juniors isn't kids. I'm an adult and I wear juniors. Juniors sizes are more or less the same as woman's (maybe slightly smaller). I have family members still in college and they all wear junior size clothing.

The irony is by the posting here, I bet these panties are gonna be top sellers and end up on ebay fetching more for their notoriety. Now I'm definitely getting a pair.

(And I also want the "Some call it stalking, I call it Love" shirt, but I guess thats just the type of guy I am)

good lord people. juniors is not childrens. juniors clothes fit highschool through college age women (usually). and *some* middleschool children.

That being said, underwear isn't even something that is that size specific. you will have 20yr - 30yr olds buying these. its not like its specifically for 12 yr old girls.

Merry Christmas to you, too, Wal-Mart.

That kinda goes along with the "It's not whoring if you do it for free" T-shirt.

I'd kill my teenage sister if she ever wore either.

But all that changes the meaning to is that she'll give it up to Santa/Pimp and not everyone.

These go well with the Ashley and whats her name twin clothes they sell. Geared for young girls, they are called "s**twear" by more than one parent.

"..when you've got SANTA"

Doesn't that change the meaning just a BIT???

In related gross Wal-Mart kiddie undie news, they also sell padded bras for little girls. That's right, you can train those little boobies from jump to make great cleavage. Sick!

Fine, Then WalMmart censors music while carrying products urging women of all ages who can fit into juniors panties to use their genitals instead of money.

FWIW, I don't associate Juniors with children, but with teens.

i leave for you all, lyrics from a hugely popular r&b song, sung by a 16 year old girl:

"I got them boys chasing me trying to make me the one
When I'm out shopping it's like having a gun
Whatever I want I get, got them boys caught up"

Walmart is following a greater trend. not to say they don't still suck for it.

Cash is best..

Can't touch this without the cash..

Those are horrible! I see the humor... but honestly what does this say about our society? or more importantly what message is this sending to young girls and boys?

@3drage: I was going to summon outrage for implying having a lower back tattoo makes me slutty.

But I was laughing to hard. Hilarious.

And have we come to expect anything better from WalMart? Nope.

This is a perfect addendum to the Wal-Mart Business Plan:

1. Fuck your community. We're coming, with either 1 store or 2, or however many it takes to get around the pitiful little "laws" you pass in a futile attempt to keep us out.
2. Fuck your local businesses. We will under-sell them, and ruin them, leaving no competition in town.
3. Fuck your ecology. We will drain protected wetlands to make room for our stores. See also #1.
4. Fuck your local workforce. We'll underpay them, offer shitty "benefits," and force them to work unpaid overtime by locking them into the stores overnight. They'll be forced to suck it up and take it in the ass because there won't be any other jobs in the area. See also #2 and #1.
5. Fuck your daughters and your values. We'll corrupt your daughters and make them money-grubbing whores who will never make anything of themselves and will be forced to work for us for the rest of their miserable small-town lives.

all these comments so far and nobody has mentioned the fact that embroidery has two periods.

And "juniors" doesn't mean "children."

Be on the look out for mesh panties that overlay a fake tramp stamp on the small of the back. "For girls under 18 who know what they are going to do in life."

Seriously? Didn't you get the memo about the editing of CDs by WalMart? Don't you find it a tad ironic that you can't say whore on a CD, but it's OK to advertise to preteens to be one?

With that said, I've seen this message before, written with a sharpie on my hubby's undies, but at least he doesn't censor my CD collection!

It's not that they should be legally prevented, they should just be prevented by their own sense of decency.

Gross!

oh, this drivel again. no one is suggest state censorship. We are suggesting that wal-mart be shamed for promoting underage sex and prostitution. It's all the more discusting because of their sanctimonious stance on many other issues.

Hahahaha.
Nelly was doing it wrong...

Ah, Walmart. Family values for all!

Walmart censors movies and music, but carries a product that suggests that underage girls use their genitals instead of money?

lol

I am patiently waiting for the "some call it stalking, I call it love" phrase to come on boxer shorts. Nothing quite epitomizes tact and class like Wal-Mart.

Its a good thing isn't it. Teaching kids early how to avoid using credit cards.

/so going to hell for that one/