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My name is Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat. Have a seat right over there.
My name is Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat. Have a seat right over there.
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Well, its nice to know that santa is like everyone else... and often likes to chat about oral sex.
.... you kiss mrs clause with that mouth?!
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LMAO. Sometimes it's more fun when things go wrong...
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Ho, Ho, Ho. A double entendre if I've ever heard one.
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Santa thinks you've been naughty and need a spanking...
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\"You don't need drugs when you're high on life!\"
Dang- finally a cool Microsoft product!
Too bad they changed it. Super Smutty Santa was sure to be a hit in trailer parks everywhere.
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Santa got all conflicted when I asked for a booty call for Christmas.
Santa - says:
My elves will get right on that.
And what else would you like, bunnymuffin?
bunnymuffin says:
a booty call
- Santa - says:
Okay, I'll see what I can do with that.
bunnymuffin says:
personally?
- Santa - says:
What was that?
bunnymuffin says:
will you be my booty call?
- Santa - says:
I might eventually, but for now I'd be happy just staying there and chatting with you.
bunnymuffin says:
And you'll still give me a ring even if I don't put out?
- Santa - says:
I'm not quite sure I would put out myself.
bunnymuffin says:
Why not?
- Santa - says:
Actually come to think of it, I can't think of too many reasons why not.
bunnymuffin says:
you sexy man you
- Santa - says:
Let's talk about something else, bunnymuffin.
Stinking man just runs all hot and cold on me. Sheesh.
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Welcome to Castle Anthrax...
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Best Christmas present ever.
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Where did the hotel fees post go??
Can't wait for the Mac vs. PC commercial for this one...
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I have to say that as a parent, letting my kid interact with a chatterbot under the pretense that it's a real person doesn't feel right to me.
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Gives a new meaning to \"Stocking Stuffer\"
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You heathen. Do not sully the name of Christmas with oral sex. Everyone knows you get that for your *birthday*.
that's hillarious
Now I have an idea of what to ask for from my friends for my x-mas present from my friends.
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Close. I believe what you're thinking of is Steak & Blowjob Day, which falls on March 14th, exactly one month after Valentine's Day.
Now I have guilt, they've shut Santa down for talking dirty. I shouldn't have egged him on.
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lol