Who approved this sort of design? And who thought adding little grooves would make it somehow less phallic instead of more? We wonder if the executive who approved this is disliked by his team, and they're just setting him up for some sort of disciplinary action.
(Thanks to Alex!)
dogs love wangs, what's the big deal?
]]>Whats next Tea bagging treats?
]]>Its a T. I dont think I've ever seen a penis where the balls grow directly out from the base of the shaft to either side and stand up straight. I mean, I find potty humor funny every once and a while but damn, guys. I've gotten so sick of it lately. This is like an episode of Bevis and Butthead. Why does everything have to be sexualized?
Butthead: *picks up a box of dogtreats* Uhhhhuhuh, hey...hey Bevis, look.
Bevis: Hehhehheh...heh, what?
Butthead: These dog treats look like a bunch of dicks...uhhhhhuhuhuh...huhhuhuh!
Bevis: Heh! Heh! YEAH, THEY DO! Ehehehehehhh!
The letter T is shaped like a cock too, ya frickin' moron
]]>Get your minds out of the gutter people! ;^)
]]>Not sure how this is 'news.'
Next up: Cucumbers look like penises. The farmers should know better, and cultivate them into less obscene shapes.
Are we not going to give up until all products are sold as bland grey formless shapes?
]]>=D!
]]>***behold for new and improved crackers in the form of boobs***
]]>On a happier note, at least desperate Southern adolescent males will be able to properly train their pets without the wasteful usage of peanut butter or chocolate syrup. Although, do you really want Fido to think it's expected that he chew proferred morsels to masticated bits?
]]>i think "T" shaped cookies would portray my feelings perfectly.
]]>wow a lot of people have dirty perverted minds. that looks nothing like what you say it is.
]]>MRS. WORMER: I beg your pardon?
OTTER: My dog treat, it's bigger.
Dog treats can be really sensuous, don't you think?
MRS. WORMER: No. Dog treats are sensual.
People are sensuous.
OTTER: Right. "Sensual." That's what I meant.
]]>Amusing, sure, but for pete's sake it's a letter T.
]]>I bet they're meaty, or at least high in protein.
]]>Damn that's funny.
@HOWIE_IN_AZ: From a distance, maybe. From the posted pictures I'd wager few people wouldn't notice the similarity.
]]>How does that even work? Wouldent it stick to it? I would think they would squeeze it out flat on a converyer and then just cut it no?
]]>Thanks so much!
]]>@BobCoyote: What are you, blind? It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look. It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! It's a penis! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins! Rumple Foreskin! He made this! It's made from dil-dough!
]]>"Now everybody get out their cock-n-balls, share baby share!"
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