var json_comments = new Array("<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-3150287\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=103034\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-103034-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=103034\">hypnotik_jello</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/11/verizon-ad-appears-next-to-story-about-death-by-exploding-cellphone.html#comment-3150287\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-11-30T19:53:17-05:00\">November 30, 2007  7:53 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(3150287);\">Moderate</a> |</span>	<script type=\"text/javascript\" src=\"http://consumerist.com/mt-static/plugins/Moderate/moderate.js\"></script>	<script type=\"text/javascript\">		successMsg = \"\";	</script><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=3150287');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>At least it wasn't an ad for an LG phone.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(3150287, 'hypnotik_jello')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-3150319\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=56672\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-56672-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=56672\">JRuiz47</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/11/verizon-ad-appears-next-to-story-about-death-by-exploding-cellphone.html#comment-3150319\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-11-30T19:54:31-05:00\">November 30, 2007  7:54 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(3150319);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=3150319');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>I have AdBlock enabled, could somebody tell me if the story about Sudanese protesters and the British teacher has an ad for the Build-A-Bear workshop?</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(3150319, 'JRuiz47')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-3150388\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=82058\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=82058\">Jorel</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/11/verizon-ad-appears-next-to-story-about-death-by-exploding-cellphone.html#comment-3150388\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-11-30T19:57:26-05:00\">November 30, 2007  7:57 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(3150388);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=3150388');\">Flag for 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For example, Google automatically filters out ads that would be inappropriate on a news page about a catastrophic event.\" <a href=\"https://www.google.com/adsense/support/bin/answer.py?answer=9716&amp;ctx=en:search&amp;query=sensitive&amp;topic=&amp;type=f\" rel=\"nofollow\">[www.google.com]</a></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(3150388, 'Jorel')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-3150507\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">davebg5    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/11/verizon-ad-appears-next-to-story-about-death-by-exploding-cellphone.html#comment-3150507\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-11-30T20:02:10-05:00\">November 30, 2007  8:02 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(3150507);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=3150507');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p><p>@<a href=\"http://consumerist.com/consumer/verizon/verizon-appears-next-to-story-about-death-by-exploding-cellphone-328643.php#c3150388\" rel=\"nofollow\">Jorel</a>: Yep. I do software quality assurance testing for all of the ad sales systems for all of the digital properties owned by a MAJOR international media company.</p><br /><p>Advertisers frequently request that their ads not be placed on pages w/certain content...whether it be something that they deem to be offensive or close proximity to a competitor.</p><br /><p>The example above is nothing more than laziness and incompetence on the part of CNN's traffic and delivery group.</p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(3150507, 'davebg5')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-3151367\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=147328\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=147328\">Nighthawke</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/11/verizon-ad-appears-next-to-story-about-death-by-exploding-cellphone.html#comment-3151367\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-11-30T20:38:48-05:00\">November 30, 2007  8:38 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(3151367);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=3151367');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>That's a cold piece of work. The webmaster needs to be given a slap on the back for that.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(3151367, 'Nighthawke')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-3151442\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=37325\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-37325-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=37325\">cryrevolution</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/11/verizon-ad-appears-next-to-story-about-death-by-exploding-cellphone.html#comment-3151442\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-11-30T20:41:37-05:00\">November 30, 2007  8:41 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(3151442);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=3151442');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p><p>@<a href=\"http://consumerist.com/consumer/verizon/verizon-appears-next-to-story-about-death-by-exploding-cellphone-328643.php#c3150388\" rel=\"nofollow\">Jorel</a>: @<a href=\"http://consumerist.com/consumer/verizon/verizon-appears-next-to-story-about-death-by-exploding-cellphone-328643.php#c3150507\" rel=\"nofollow\">davebg5</a>: Sorry to burst your informative bubble, but I do believe Ben was trying to be sarcastic &amp; witty. I'm <i>pretty</i> sure he knows that technology exists. But good information nonetheless!</p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(3151442, 'cryrevolution')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-3151929\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=249031\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=249031\">adm1978</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/11/verizon-ad-appears-next-to-story-about-death-by-exploding-cellphone.html#comment-3151929\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-11-30T21:00:27-05:00\">November 30, 2007  9:00 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(3151929);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=3151929');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p><p>@HYPNOTIK_JELLO: actually, it is an ad for LG phones. unless of course you're being sarcastic, then ignore this comment altogether. ;)</p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(3151929, 'adm1978')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-3152065\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=3241\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-3241-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=3241\">spinachdip</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/11/verizon-ad-appears-next-to-story-about-death-by-exploding-cellphone.html#comment-3152065\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-11-30T21:06:51-05:00\">November 30, 2007  9:06 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(3152065);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=3152065');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>This is still my favorite unfortunate contextual ad: <a href=\"http://gawker.com/news/headlines/nypd-markets-every-moment-138468.php\" rel=\"nofollow\">[gawker.com]</a></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(3152065, 'spinachdip')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top 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href=\"javascript:moderateComment(3152395);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=3152395');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>I think the kicker is the cell phone never killed the guy, his buddy backing over him (and thus breaking the battery on the cellphone which THEN burst into flames) with a backhoe did the job.</p><p>Big difference between itty bitty cellphone and 2 ton backhoe.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(3152395, 'Falconfire')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-3153514\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">plaincorgi    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/11/verizon-ad-appears-next-to-story-about-death-by-exploding-cellphone.html#comment-3153514\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-11-30T22:02:40-05:00\">November 30, 2007 10:02 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(3153514);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=3153514');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        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The phone in  that advert is actually called the blast. <a href=\"http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/30/inappropriate_ad/\" rel=\"nofollow\">[www.theregister.co.uk]</a></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(3153514, 'plaincorgi')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-3156076\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=249289\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=249289\">crimsonfury</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/11/verizon-ad-appears-next-to-story-about-death-by-exploding-cellphone.html#comment-3156076\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-12-01T00:46:10-05:00\">December  1, 2007 12:46 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(3156076);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=3156076');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>The article says he was a quarry worker, Its obvious it was most likely not a cellphone, but a blast cap that caused this mans death. It would easily fit in the shirt pocket, and is used with other explosives in quarry's.</p><p>Although i dont care for LG's phones that much, blaming a melted phone with their logo on it for this mans death is crazy.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(3156076, 'crimsonfury')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-3157808\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=21380\"><img        src=\"/mt-static/support/assets_c/userpics/userpic-21380-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=21380\">Grrrrrrr, now with two buns made of bacon.</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/11/verizon-ad-appears-next-to-story-about-death-by-exploding-cellphone.html#comment-3157808\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-12-01T03:50:23-05:00\">December  1, 2007  3:50 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(3157808);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=3157808');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Nice placement on the ad :P</p><p>@<a href=\"#c3152395\" rel=\"nofollow\">Falconfire</a>: Yeah, I'd put my money on the backhoe.</p><p>When I initially read that article, I found it hard to believe that a battery of that size could generate sufficient explosive force to break the man's ribs.  Would it catch on fire and go off like an M-80?  Possibly, but you'd need one hell of a blast to fracture ribs.</p><p>Besides, I think if the batter in your cell decided to short,  your shirt pocket catching on fire might cause you to do something about it before it exploded.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(3157808, 'Grrrrrrr, now with two buns made of bacon.')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-3163472\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=250497\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=250497\">Fizzle000</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/11/verizon-ad-appears-next-to-story-about-death-by-exploding-cellphone.html#comment-3163472\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-12-02T06:43:58-05:00\">December  2, 2007  6:43 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(3163472);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=3163472');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>The ads served are chosen by dumb computer algorythms, not dumb people.   Ads that are displayed are <i>relevant</i>to keywords in the content of the story. The idea behind this is if you werealready looking for the subject matter then you would be way more likelyto click the link shown and earn pay-per-click revenue for the company servingthe ads.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(3163472, 'Fizzle000')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>");


