There's a forum on social networking site Myspace where Best Buy employees share the dumbest things customers have ever said to them. They range from the "I probably should find another job:"

wheres the bathroom

EVERY DAY AND I WANT TO KILL MY SELF (NOT REALL) EVERY TIME CAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS RIGHT NEXT TO THE FUCKING SIGN.

DUMB ASS BITCHES

I was standing in the middle of Media and a customer asked me where the CDs were (they were directly behind me, and in her direct line of vision), I threw my hands in the air and like a Magician shouted "Behold!"

A lady came into geek squad while i was at LP slammed an insignia vcr dvd combo on the desk and said Lady: IT DOSENT MAKE TOAST!!!!! My budy took the player flipped open the vcr slot and there was 2 slices of bread crammed n the slot and a piece of bologna n the dvd slot.