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depressing
depressing
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Hay it's Siouxsie!
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I'm trying to fathom what's Siouxsie Sioux's connection with retirement.
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She's getting very close to retirement age, at least by U.S. standards. Also, I couldn't find a copyright-free photo of an old person wearing Goth makeup, and she was the best alternative I could think of.
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@esqdork:
I guess she didn't die in her 20's like so many musicians. So on one hand you got Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix... and then on the other hand you've got the Stones, U2, and apparently Siouxsie Sioux.
And wouldn't we all rather see a photo of her than of Keith Richards?
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This is why my wife of 38 years has always kept her own name, her own bank accounts, her own investments and everything else separate from me. It works out good for me too, I don't have to worry about giving her any money.
Uh oh, I better check that I'm sill the beneficiary of all her assets.
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Man I love Siouxsie. I used to be a serious Siouxsiephile. I saw her 3 times in the 90's. And uh to stay on topic yeah uhh financial something and fiscal responsibility I definitely think... Yay Siouxsie on the Consumerist!
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Marry someone 15 years your junior.
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So as someone who was goth for a long time (really, you should only capitalize it if you're talking about the historical type), and is now a rapidly-aging woman, I have to say, I have all the morbid stuff down pat. I have the will, the life insurance, the medical power of attorney, all that jazz. No coffin or boneyard for me, though - if I die young(-ish) I'll be leaving enough money for my parents or husband to handle the arrangments; if I outlive them all (a distinct possibility), I want my body donated to science. I love the idea of a nervous medical student carving me up.
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bitch better have my money. oh wait, i'm dead...
@BigNutty:
Even if in jest, you bring up an interesting point. Some states automatically make the spouse the beneficiary of assets. When I lived in Louisiana, married people who wanted to designate a beneficiary other than the spouse had to have the spouse sign a form waiving that beneficiary status.
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I've always considered old people in general as punks turned inside-out. They don't care what others think about them, and are given to making rude, anti-social statements. And when they say they have no future, they really mean it!
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Siouxsie's first-ever solo album, Mantaray, ROCKS.
It's a good retirement plan for her in light of her recent divorce from Budgie.
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Siouxie!!!
Man they were awesome back in the day. I'm a little unimpressed with her lately though as in her old age she's turning in to a real pompous ass.
14: Get your own lawyer, accountant, & prenuptial/postnuptial lawyer.
15: Make sure you are the beneficiary of your husbands policies and investments and not his ex-wife.
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13. Marry rich.