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  <title>Comments for UPDATE: Verizon And Helio Are The Coolest Cellphone Company!</title>
  <subtitle>Shoppers bite back.</subtitle>
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    <published>2007-10-02T00:42:45Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-01T11:02:03Z</updated>
    <title>UPDATE: Verizon And Helio Are The Coolest Cellphone Company!</title>
    <summary>--&gt;According to Google, Verizon is the coolest cellphone company. When you query &quot;____ is cool,&quot; filling in the name of different providers, Verizon is tits. Here&apos;s how many results were returned for each company:</summary>
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      <name>consumerist.com</name>
      
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      <![CDATA[<p><!--<img alt="verizonisboss.jpg" src="http://consumerist.com/images/resources/2007/10/verizonisboss.jpg" class="left" width="178" height="134" />-->According to Google, Verizon is the coolest cellphone company. When you query "____ is cool," filling in the name of different providers, Verizon is tits. Here's how many results were returned for each company:</p>]]>
      <![CDATA[<p>Alltel: 1<br />
T-Mobile: 4<br />
AT&T: 5<br />
Sprint: 7<br />
<strong><blink>***WINNER***</blink></strong> ~ Verizon: 8 ~<strong><blink>***IS COOL***</blink></strong><br />
UPDATE: Oh yeah, and Helio. They got 8 too! It's a tie!</p>

<p>We propose that henceforth, all companies interested in gauging their market penetration should subject themselves to the "is cool" test.</p>

<p>By way of comparison, "Apple is cool" returns 11,700 results, beating "Jesus is cool" at 10,700. Ergo, Apple is cooler than Jesus. But Apple is not cooler than cats. Cats win, at 20,200. We, however, are not cool at all. "Consumerist.com is cool" did not match any documents.</p>

<p>(Photo: <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/maulleigh/423639665/">Maulleigh</a>)</p>]]>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757-comment:2539822</id>
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    <title>Comment from Steve_Holt on 2007-10-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>Steve_Holt</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c2537553" rel="nofollow">Brad2723</a>:</p>
<p>Actually, you can downlowd pics to your pc if you buy the "verizon music" package or whatever garbage that is, that comes with the usb cable.  You need to install the driver from the cd included in the package.  Once your phone is talking to your PC, go to www.bitpim.org and download the software. You can now move pictures to your PC easily.  I do it all the time with a samsung a990.  This works with most verizon phones. (Even if your phone isn't "listed" on bitpim, try it anyway - it'll probably work.)</p>]]>
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    <published>2007-10-02T23:39:33Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757-comment:2539703</id>
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    <title>Comment from Steve_Holt on 2007-10-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>Steve_Holt</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Your search - "Ben Popken is cool" - did not match any documents.</p>]]>
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    <published>2007-10-02T23:30:27Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757-comment:2539302</id>
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    <title>Comment from Consumerist Moderator - ACAMBRAS on 2007-10-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>Consumerist Moderator - ACAMBRAS</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="#c2533886" rel="nofollow">RumorsDaily</a>: <br /><br />
<i>The coolest Consumerist is Ben, by a long shot.</i></p><br />
<p>Yes but, with all props to Popken, they could have been talking about any Ben...</p><br />
<p>Ben Franklin, Ben Stiller, Ben Dover...</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2007-10-02T23:04:00Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from Brad2723 on 2007-10-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>Brad2723</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>verizon is ok, if you want to pay extra to have certain features enabled on your cell phone. If they already offer a service (for a fee) and your phone is capable of doing it, they lock the phone and force you to pay for their service.<br />For example, the Motorola Razr on the Verizon network does not have the ability to use custom (DIY) ring tones, whereas this same phone on any other network does. <br />Did you just take a picture with your phone? Well, if you're a verizon wireless customer, you won't just be able to plug your phone into your computer via the USB port to download the picture.</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2007-10-02T21:16:57Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757-comment:2537119</id>
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    <title>Comment from Sathallrin on 2007-10-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>Sathallrin</name>
        <uri>http://www.displayblock.com/</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c2528800" rel="nofollow">Johnny</a>:<br />
@<a href="#c2532422" rel="nofollow">The Bigger Unit</a>: <br />
That is odd when I do a search here:<br />
<a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=%22cingular+is+cool%22" rel="nofollow">[www.google.com]</a><br />
I get this:<br />
Results 1 - 10 of about 2,100 for "cingular is cool". (0.07 seconds)<br />
Yet when I actually look at the results there are 14 (including 2 from consumerist) So not sure what is bugged about google, I tried the search on multiple browsers, logged in and not logged in and got the same result.</p>
<p>Either way, this is till more than verizon.</p>]]>
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    <published>2007-10-02T20:49:26Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757-comment:2536408</id>
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    <title>Comment from jamar0303 on 2007-10-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>jamar0303</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>...*Thank* you for the wonderful imagery.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2007-10-02T20:01:09Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757-comment:2536390</id>
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    <title>Comment from danger the pirate on 2007-10-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>danger the pirate</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/consumer/popular-sentiments/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company-305757.php#c2533376" rel="nofollow">kingoman</a>: that, sir, is the observer effect: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Observer_effect." rel="nofollow">[en.wikipedia.org]</a><br />ive always been taught that it was the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, but wikipedia says that that is incorrect.<br />side note: "heisenberg is cool" returns 1 result. and the results arent all exactly relevant. one of them is a discussion of a song in a commercial which yields this comment: "HATEBREED = VERIZON SO VERIZON IS COOL !" which was made sarcastically, but oh well.</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2007-10-02T19:59:18Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757-comment:2534512</id>
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    <title>Comment from Trai_Dep on 2007-10-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>Trai_Dep</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>Err, about the Touch interface. I just reread the owner's manual. It <i>does </i>come with one!</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2007-10-02T11:40:47Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757-comment:2534491</id>
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    <title>Comment from Trai_Dep on 2007-10-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>Trai_Dep</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>Oh dear.</p><br />
<p>"My purple cock is cool" gets 121,000 hits.</p><br />
<p>While not sleek, state-of-the-art or possessing a Touch interface, I'm pretty proud of my lil' blood-gorged Mr. Happy beating Apple. Best, it lasts longer than 500 charge cycles!</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2007-10-02T11:28:57Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757-comment:2533886</id>
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    <title>Comment from RumorsDaily on 2007-10-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>RumorsDaily</name>
        <uri>http://www.rumorsdaily.com/</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>But who is the coolest Consumerist?</p>
<p>"Ben is cool" - 21,200<br />
"Meghann is cool" - 0 (ha) <br />
"Carey is cool" - 30 <br />
"Chris is cool" - 524</p>
<p>The coolest Consumerist is Ben, by a long shot.</p>]]>
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    <published>2007-10-02T09:18:37Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757-comment:2533843</id>
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    <title>Comment from RumorsDaily on 2007-10-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>RumorsDaily</name>
        <uri>http://www.rumorsdaily.com/</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Cats is cool?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2007-10-02T09:16:17Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757-comment:2533376</id>
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    <title>Comment from kingoman on 2007-10-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>kingoman</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Not a very scientific test. One of the Verizon hits actually says "... I don't think Verizon is cool."</p>
<p>Not to mention, as soon as Google indexes this article, these counts will all change, anyway. What's that principle about the very act of observation changes the result of the test?</p>]]>
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    <published>2007-10-02T08:28:18Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757-comment:2532511</id>
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    <title>Comment from pmr12002 on 2007-10-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>pmr12002</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Microsoft is cool gets 33,900 therefore Microsoft is cooler then Apple.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2007-10-02T06:59:03Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from The Bigger Unit on 2007-10-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>The Bigger Unit</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c2528124" rel="nofollow">Sathallrin</a>: Odd...when I did the same search, I got 11 results (18 with duplicate items not omitted). Which version of Google are <b>you</b> using?</p>]]>
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    <published>2007-10-02T06:50:44Z</published>
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  <entry>
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    <title>Comment from OnceWasCool on 2007-10-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>OnceWasCool</name>
        <uri>http://www.cafepress.com/cingulardropped</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>hmmm <br />
"Once Was Cool" 38,200</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2007-10-02T06:03:29Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757-comment:2530909</id>
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    <title>Comment from ikes on 2007-10-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>ikes</name>
        <uri>http://hotgreenpeas.com</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>"i am cool" returns around 356,000 results. clearly i win.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2007-10-02T04:08:10Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757-comment:2530741</id>
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    <title>Comment from thymaster on 2007-10-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>thymaster</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>"helio is cool" gets 9 results :D I love my Ocean.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2007-10-02T03:47:30Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757-comment:2530656</id>
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    <title>Comment from bboehm on 2007-10-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>bboehm</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>But ok, to be fair.... 22,500 for "at&amp;t sucks". <br />
31,000 for "sprint sucks"</p>
<p>Verizon still wins among the big guys.</p>]]>
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    <published>2007-10-02T03:37:08Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757-comment:2530618</id>
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    <title>Comment from bboehm on 2007-10-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>bboehm</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>1,020,000 for AT&amp;T sucks.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2007-10-02T03:31:38Z</published>
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    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html#c2530212" />
    <title>Comment from Baz on 2007-10-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Baz</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>So Alltel was a Google-whack?  That's pretty cool in and of itself!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2007-10-02T03:02:49Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757-comment:2529292</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html#c2529292" />
    <title>Comment from surgesilk on 2007-10-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>surgesilk</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>For Google results on best and worst presidential candidate 'best presidential candidate' 'worst...you get the idea'<br /><a href="http://onlinesaleschannels.wordpress.com/2007/09/10/worst-presidential-candidates-serps/" rel="nofollow">[onlinesaleschannels.wordpress.com]</a></p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2007-10-02T02:00:59Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757-comment:2529124</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html#c2529124" />
    <title>Comment from mandarin on 2007-10-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>mandarin</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>lol 16,000 hits for Verizon Sucks.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2007-10-02T01:50:44Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757-comment:2529089</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html#c2529089" />
    <title>Comment from mandarin on 2007-10-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>mandarin</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Verizon sucks balls</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2007-10-02T01:48:33Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757-comment:2528800</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html#c2528800" />
    <title>Comment from TPIRman on 2007-10-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>TPIRman</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>This is fun! Even tiny U.S. Cellular manages to eke out lame Alltel with 2 -- although they're both from the same site, so let's call it a draw.</p><br />
<p>@<a href="#c2528124" rel="nofollow">Sathallrin</a>: I only get 13 results for "cingular is cool" (including your comment as the first result). Still, that makes Cingular the big winner in this rodeo.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2007-10-02T01:28:23Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757-comment:2528791</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html#c2528791" />
    <title>Comment from blue_duck on 2007-10-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>blue_duck</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>1,810,000 for "pelicans are cool."</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2007-10-02T01:28:00Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757-comment:2528783</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html#c2528783" />
    <title>Comment from urban_ninjya on 2007-10-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>urban_ninjya</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/consumer/popular-sentiments/verizon-is-the-coolest-cellphone-company-305757.php#c2528205" rel="nofollow">baa</a>: LOL.. I've only seen that expression used in Prison dramas.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2007-10-02T01:27:17Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757-comment:2528742</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html#c2528742" />
    <title>Comment from liquisoft on 2007-10-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>liquisoft</name>
        <uri>http://www.liquisoft.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.liquisoft.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>3,300 for "saddam is cool."</p>
<p>Maybe we shouldn't have bombed him after all.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2007-10-02T01:25:16Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757-comment:2528733</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html#c2528733" />
    <title>Comment from blue_duck on 2007-10-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>blue_duck</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>I've been thinking about switching to Verizon. Sprint is much too expensive for me.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2007-10-02T01:24:23Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757-comment:2528647</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html#c2528647" />
    <title>Comment from B on 2007-10-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>B</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c2528127" rel="nofollow">meghannmarco</a>: Consumerist.com is cool now returns 1 result. Happy?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2007-10-02T01:18:41Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757-comment:2528622</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html#c2528622" />
    <title>Comment from OnceWasCool on 2007-10-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>OnceWasCool</name>
        <uri>http://www.cafepress.com/cingulardropped</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.cafepress.com/cingulardropped">
        <![CDATA[<p>So Verizon is best due to Google? <br />
hmmmm</p>
<p>"Cool is cool" 13,100<br />
"Ice is cool" 914<br />
"Global Warming is cool" 11,900<br />
"Death is cool" 53,000</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2007-10-02T01:17:13Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757-comment:2528606</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html#c2528606" />
    <title>Comment from Will Clarke on 2007-10-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Will Clarke</name>
        <uri>http://www.willclarke.net</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.willclarke.net">
        <![CDATA[<p>This article has been indexed now, increasing Apple, Jesus, and consumerist.com by 1.</p>
<p>I think you guys are cool...</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2007-10-02T01:16:15Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757-comment:2528556</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html#c2528556" />
    <title>Comment from LastVigilante on 2007-10-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>LastVigilante</name>
        <uri>http://www.lastvigilante.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.lastvigilante.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>Actually, now it returns exactly 1 result: this article.<br />
Which means you're only 3 behind "Armpit hair."</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2007-10-02T01:12:58Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757-comment:2528375</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html#c2528375" />
    <title>Comment from bambino on 2007-10-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>bambino</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/consumer/popular-sentiments/verizon-is-the-coolest-cellphone-company-305757.php#c2528205" rel="nofollow">baa</a>: More of a wannabe UK colloquialism, really.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2007-10-02T01:02:02Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757-comment:2528269</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html#c2528269" />
    <title>Comment from Ben Popken on 2007-10-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Ben Popken</name>
        <uri>http://www.consumerist.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.consumerist.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c2528205" rel="nofollow">baa</a>: It's a colloquial phrase expression. Synonym: "tops."</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2007-10-02T00:57:28Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757-comment:2528242</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html#c2528242" />
    <title>Comment from Sathallrin on 2007-10-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Sathallrin</name>
        <uri>http://www.displayblock.com/</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.displayblock.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p>Nextel ties with sprint at 7</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2007-10-02T00:55:20Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757-comment:2528205</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html#c2528205" />
    <title>Comment from skittlbrau on 2007-10-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>skittlbrau</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>"Verizon is tits"</p><br />
<p>a bit of a non sequitur ben.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2007-10-02T00:53:04Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757-comment:2528168</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html#c2528168" />
    <title>Comment from homerjay on 2007-10-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>homerjay</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>This is what you do with your time, huh? :)</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2007-10-02T00:51:09Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757-comment:2528127</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html#c2528127" />
    <title>Comment from Meg Marco on 2007-10-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Meg Marco</name>
        <uri>http://www.meghannmarco.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.meghannmarco.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>I demand a recount.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2007-10-02T00:49:34Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757-comment:2528124</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html#c2528124" />
    <title>Comment from Sathallrin on 2007-10-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Sathallrin</name>
        <uri>http://www.displayblock.com/</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.displayblock.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p>"Cingular is cool" : 2,180 Results<br />
And they went with the AT&amp;T Name...</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2007-10-02T00:49:32Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757-comment:2528054</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2007://1.305757" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2007/10/update-verizon-and-helio-are-the-coolest-cellphone-company.html#c2528054" />
    <title>Comment from str1cken on 2007-10-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>str1cken</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>google search for "consumerist is cool" returns:</p>
<p>"Did you mean: "consumerism is cool"?"</p>
<p>No. No I didn't.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2007-10-02T00:46:06Z</published>
  </entry>


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