For example, last week a 25-year-old Pennsylvanian filed a lawsuit against Google because his social security number spells a scrambled version of "Google" when turned upside down, and consequently his safety is in jeopardy. He's asking for $5 billion in damages. His handwritten complaint also states quite clearly that not only is his right to privacy being violated, but that "Plaintiff and defendant(s) have a responsibility to fight the War on Terrorism."
Or here's another example: sue Google and Yahoo for stealing their names from your grandparents, who hailed from the Gogo and Yao tribes of Tanzania, like someone in Texas did last week.
See? It's easy. Here are some more ideas to help get you started:
I'm suing Google because it didn't do my laundry while I'm wasting time on the Inter-webb
]]>Perhaps someone should remind him that if he's complaining about his SS# turned upside down to spell google, all one has to do is figure out the numbers that represent the letters in google to figure out his SS#.
Except a social security number has 8 digits and google only has 6...hmm.
]]>See Exhibits A, B, and C. (PDF)
They've redacted the info now, but it was unredacted for quite some time. Lucky him, it was images in a PDF, so Google didn't cache it.
]]>Go read the rest of the BRIEF IN SUPPORT re 2 MOTION
]]>All you have to do is throw some of your intellectual property and copyrighted material on the web and wait for google's spiders to find it and download it to their servers, as google downloads the entire internet (cache button under the results). They are hence forth stealing your IP for their own profit.
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You can op out of it via the use of a certain script but that still does not clear google from copyright theft. When you think about it, Google is stealing IP and profiting from it.
Hilarious frivilous lawsuits you say? This other guy is near famous for this stuff... The wikipedia article is good for a laugh.
I'm going to sue Google because they exposed my innocent eyes to porn when searching for Japanese School Girl Uniforms.
]]>It's actually very sad. The guy doesn't have a dime to his name (checking acct is overdrafted and closed, and only asset is a snowboard), but he spent $18 on Express Mail to file this. Clearly, he needs help.
]]>What happens to lawyers who take on these kinds of lawsuits from people who aren't well?
]]>Wow, this guy's been busy, actually. Here are other things that he submitted all on the same day:
From the document:
"13. Plaintiff and defendant(s) have a responsibility to fight the war on Terrorism
16. Plaintiff and defendant(s) could be subjected to detainment by The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA for suspition or acts and/or assisting in Terrorism or Affiliating with Terrorist Organizations"
Wha? Hahaha.
On a serious note, I hope that this guy gets the help he needs, hopefully he just missed some medication or something. :/
]]>Curse that slutty Jeeves!
]]>@Buran:
Now that's racist.
]]>I suing Google because i typed in Klansmen and it brought up a Wikepedia entry about the KKK. I'm not suing Wikipedia or myself however, mainly because we're both broke.
]]>@ptkdude:
Google stole my lunch money and gave me a wedgie!!
]]>@jurijuri: Actually, Google was on the Maury Povich show the other day, and they are NOT the father.
]]>I tried suing Google, but they googled up some super ice spider ninjas to chase me, googled for some katanas for those ninjas, and googled some top notch lawyers for the ninjas and the swords. And then I googled for an answer and the solution wasn't easy. So have fun with your lawsuits
]]>I'm suing because based upon your allegation, Google rearranged as "leg goo" reminds me of Legos, which are toys, which reminds me of Mattel, which had lead in their toys, which scares me.
]]>I'm sueing Google because if you rearrange the letters,you get "leg goo".That's not good for chidren to hear.One bajillion dollars should be enough to cover the "emotional damage"
]]>The handwritten claim is very similar to ones my previous company used to receive. Usually they were incoherent and rambling, often with inane demands. Most of the time, the BBB, FTC, FCC, CIA, FBI, NSA, President and/or a combination of them were copied on the complaint. The sad thing is that it was usually a sure sign of mental illness. While the Google suit above is laughable, hopefully this will lead to the Plaintiff getting some treatment.
]]>I'm suing Google because I am addicted to online gambling and porn (mostly porn) 'cause if I type porn in the search box, I get links to lots of porn.
]]>I'm suing Google because they have more English web pages indexed than Spanish web pages. That's racist, and is a civil rights violation.
]]>wait, nevermind i'm suing because i popped a chub looking at it
]]>i'm not suing becuase google has vanessa hudgens nude pic on there! *sweet!
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