lol....i just watched the non bleeped version. call me immature or what not. but that thing had me crackin up. like i said before...YOU PRETTY MUCH HAVE TO BE INTENTIONALLY TRYING TO DO THAT FOR IT TO WORK. or happen to come across it while playing with the toy.

Groan..

I don't know whats worse, ridiculous names like "unique", totally made up names like "LaQueesha" or entire generations of "Brittanys" and "Justins"

only someone stupid enough to name their kid 'Unique' would hear 'f*ck me, rape me' on a child's piano. dumbass.

haha Fa-ing hillarious

Yes, if you strain your ears and put your mind firmly in the gutter, and you gloss over the lack of the hard K sound at the end, Fa-Mi can possibly sound obscene. Ra-Mi, even less so.

That being said, this is about the best damn toy we own. It counts to 8, it sings the Solfege syllables, it associates colors, it has a dozen different songs that are accessed in various ways, and it makes a nice piano as well. Unlike some toy instruments, this piano uses at least 4-track sound output, so you (I mean... your kid) can mash all of the keys at once and hear what it sounds like, rather than being limited to one note at a time.

It's a great toy. Go buy one if you have an infant or toddler.

No, I don't work for Fisher-Price :D We've just wasted so much money on cheap crap that it's nice to see a toy that works right.

What a complete waste of time some people insist on being.

I thought easter eggs were only in computers?

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but are words like "cocksucker" and "motherfucker" too long?

quick, someone hack one.

So does anyone have a link to where I can buy one of these?

I know some people questioned their ability to understand English, but now you're saying that they must be undocumented aliens? Where do you get that?

I hope Fisher Price's response is "fa you".

Actually the mother was a dolt. Kid running around saying "fa fa fa"...how much you want to bet she only associates it with "fuk" because she says it herself 50 times a day?

    Frankly, young toddler musicians would be better served with the actual musical note names rather than the Do-Re-Mi crap. Oh, wait. This mother would complain about F-E-C-E, no doubt.

We don't have that toy for our 10 month old, but I'm going to keep my eye out for it. That's totally something we need to add to his collection of fa ed up musical toys made in China. Half of them play very strange renditions of traditional "americana folk songs." We chalk it up to the fact that they're made in China - they're probably just the Chinese version of the songs.

Do re mi fa so la ti do

Dola mi! is what this lady seems to be saying! If you don't dola mi, I sue! So-re! But, I sue!

Maybe someone should check their green cards.

@cabedrgn: Lol I understand. When I lived in Germany for 3 years I ran into quite a lot of people who spoke much better english than I have heard in the states. I wish people wouldn't automatically think if somone states something about people not speaking english clearly that they are racist. Guess what I work with a couple of Scandanavian guys and they have terrible accents, but I don't think man these whitey's need to learn some FA'ing English. Jesus I deal with ppl everyday who speak terrible english...but I work around it.

I have seen alot more funny and what were they thinking names than "Unique". Hell Unique is acually kinda normal sounding compared to some I have seen.

If this was my kids toy my wife and I would find it funny as hell and then we would show it to all of our friends and they would show all of theirs and it would be funny.

'Unique', that goes right up there with naming their child 'U-sa Navy'. [watch Carlos Mencia]

To the crazy women who called the news, it's a cheap made in China toy! That means it comes with an incomprehensive voice box, just listen to 'the cow goes moo' and you'll understand. If that does not visit Spencer's and play with the insult boxes, between the static and volume level it's almost a toss up as to which insult is dropped. And don't go suing Spencer's because you were foolish enough to press the button with your kid 3 foot away.

The difference between myself and that woman is that i personally think its hillarious! Obviously the company didn't put it there on purpose to corrupt my child.

Oh good, another generation of low-class inbreds set to surpass stupidity of the old "backwards masking".

And since when does Black Sabbath make children's toys?

What a FAing idiot!! You've got to be kidding me!!!! And what the heck kind of lawyer is taking this seriously?!?! And the news station bleeped "fa." I just had a baby and am starting to learn that a lot of mothers out there are CRAZY!! I'm truly scared for that little girls future .... but then again she was probably FAed when he mom named her Unique.

Good lord I mean nameing your kid Unique is torture enough.@jmuskratt: Its not racist, he was pointing out that they may not have a good grasp of what the piano is really saying. I have a lot of friends here in L.A. who's parents came from South America and they speak english but quite often mistake words that arent spoken clearly in english.

So explain to me why it's "racist" to think that people with spanish last names are more likely to not be native English speakers? Or is it your contention that there are more people with English last names that aren't native English speakers?

And since we're talking about Countries, how does any of this relate to race? Doesn't there have to be some sort of race issue involved for something to be racist?

@laineylain: "Sofa King" Who's the Sofa King? Are the sofa's cheap.. i need a new one. lol

I blame Rogers and Hammerstein. They should have known this was going to happen when they wrote that song.

Another shiny advertisement for home-schooled kids!

Think mom is a dirty little bird who will no doubt raise a girl that is so screwed up that she'll be the first to lose her virginity in her primary school. To half the boys in class. At once. While wearing a True Love Waits bracelet.

Besides, everyone knows it's High School Musical albums played backwards that say, "do me, Satan".

This news story is great. How great? Sofa King great!

LOL! Y'all are hilarious! Thanks for brightening my day. :)

thanks for the link.

in other news a like-ness of elvis was seen in a bowl of oatmeal.

This is the dumbest thing I have ever seen. "She was running around the house going "fah fah fah". And?? In the clip with the mother she doesn't even seem to believe this herself. I'm sure she is just upset the child wasn't saying la la lawsuit.

should people tell her that if you play the notes in a certian sequence it will play an offensive song that has bad words in it?

Four semesters of ear training in college, and I never realized I was being sexually harassed. Had I known, maybe I could've had the requirement dropped.

@wring:

You beat me to it! Now the question is, why are we, as parents, TRYING to make our kids' toys swear! LOL

/time out for you!

So is Mom also going to boycott any kind of music education for her daughter? I must have sang that combination of notes a million times and never even had it occur to me that it could be construed as something inappropriate.

FA THAT!

The kid can't come up with offensive words on his own...please. I've got three munchkins and the stuff they came up with in the 2-6 age bracket would blow your mind. My favorite: My youngest (3 at the time) announcing, wide eyed and smilling, to the waiter that "Nana is an a**hole". Cracked us all up, including the waiter.

@topgun: Yes, racism is HILARIOUS!! I also bet they make a mean taco and have tricked-out low riders.

I guess it's not terribly surprising that a parent who would name her child "Unique" thinks the evil toy piano is trying to corrupt her child's mind. These people need to find their own planet to live on where the rest of the evil world can't get them. Either that or they need to stop being so narcissistic and get it through their heads that the world is not only not out to get them or their children but the world couldn't even care less about them or their children (and why would it? it's obvious that they do not want to be taken seriously as people). I feel so terrible for these kids!

Yah, the mom is looney tunes, yah the lawyer is bottom fishing...but the reporter with the Laugh n Learn on his desk thinking this is the next jump to 60 Minutes is priceless!

fa me, ra me -- lady you listen to too much rap!

@RECTILINEAR - Glad you enjoyed. ^_^

queue ancient chain email about chinese sayings...

These are the same people who vote.

@wring

i know exactly what toy your talking about. except a store i worked for had them before they changed the model. they actually used to say the fuh and kuh...not that tickles. if you hit the d the i and the c....you can guess what that came out as. these were the early models. i was still in high school...so you can imagine how funny we found this as we would sit and play with them.shortly after that the censored ones came out. so i can imagine that the toy does sound these out as shes describing them. but you gotta be trying to get them to do it. id have to say they probably were playing with it one day...found this out and said...lets make this public. maybe we can sue them.

MI SO angry at these FAing REtards. FA MI TITIs.

My 6 year old niece ran around the house going "fuh" "fuh" "fuh" "Is there a bad-word that begins with fuh?"

Then she said,

"I know what it is! It's the F word!"

We were all hysterical.

Maybe she learned it from her piano.

Well, she's right about one thing. It's certainly insane.

Exactly the sort of thing that should be put on Youtube rather than be "proved" by the local TV hacks.

And I hope when she goes to school, she's not the only "Unique" in her class.

Wasn't Unique one of Eddie Murphy's kids in Beverly Hills Cop II when he had to deliver the explosive shells or something? ([www.moviequotes.com])

Guess the name is not that Unique.

Lady, your child IS NOT SWEARING! Stop it!

I tried getting my kids toys to curse, too. Those corporate scum are always one step ahead of me!!1

Someone should shoot that TV reporter for being such a tard and running the story at all.

Also, I liked "She's only one, she isn't smart enough to say "fa" or "ra". Seriously? OK, so now we know that the kid is a Tard like her Godmother. Too stupid to say "Da-Da" or "Ma-Ma" too I suppose.

Oh I love it.. according to the clip, they went to an attorney.

I wonder how much money they think little Unique's damaged psyche is worth.

This is the reason that the Starbucks lady in the previous story went to the accident report ... people are just begging to sue and companies need to CYA. the side effect is bad service..

Of the market?
Fa- no!

A Fa-King piano!

Other possible phrase combinations include "fund me, raid me," "fawn me, rail me," and "fudge me, rain me," a tribute to Tay Zonday.

That woman is fa'd up.

You named your kid Unique? Well at least it's....oh nevermind.

They named the child Unique? Poor thing...

KP