var json_comments = new Array("<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-1478040\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=88249\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-88249-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=88249\">Moosehawk</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/05/streamlight-flashlights-keep-the-torch-burning-for-lifetime-warranty-service.html#comment-1478040\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-05-16T20:22:24-05:00\">May 16, 2007  8:22 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(1478040);\">Moderate</a> |</span>	<script type=\"text/javascript\" src=\"http://consumerist.com/mt-static/plugins/Moderate/moderate.js\"></script>	<script type=\"text/javascript\">		successMsg = \"\";	</script><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=1478040');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Neato Torpedo?</p><p>Sounds like some cheesy line from some 80s commercial.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(1478040, 'Moosehawk')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-1478108\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">tinychicken    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/05/streamlight-flashlights-keep-the-torch-burning-for-lifetime-warranty-service.html#comment-1478108\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-05-16T20:29:14-05:00\">May 16, 2007  8:29 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(1478108);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=1478108');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>I always preferred \"Neato Mosquito\"\" myself. To each his/her own.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(1478108, 'tinychicken')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-1479301\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=61797\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=61797\">PatrickIs2Smart</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/05/streamlight-flashlights-keep-the-torch-burning-for-lifetime-warranty-service.html#comment-1479301\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-05-16T23:16:26-05:00\">May 16, 2007 11:16 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(1479301);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=1479301');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>How ironic! I just got my Streamlight Stylus LED light back today. My dad gave it to me half-way working a couple years ago. I sent it in last week, and I got a new one in the mail today! Great customer service. =)</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(1479301, 'PatrickIs2Smart')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-1479525\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">Greasy Thumb Guzik    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/05/streamlight-flashlights-keep-the-torch-burning-for-lifetime-warranty-service.html#comment-1479525\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-05-16T23:47:36-05:00\">May 16, 2007 11:47 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(1479525);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=1479525');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>I also had a great experience with them. The little piece of plastic that controls the switch on a pocket light broke & they sent me a whole new flashlight after I sent in the old one.<br />Why don't more companies act as responsibly?<br />It's not good for business, it's great for repeat business!</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(1479525, 'Greasy Thumb Guzik')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-1481035\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=44370\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-44370-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=44370\">Holden Caulfield</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/05/streamlight-flashlights-keep-the-torch-burning-for-lifetime-warranty-service.html#comment-1481035\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-05-17T03:05:58-05:00\">May 17, 2007  3:05 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(1481035);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=1481035');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>heh. Neato Torpedo. I like it. It's nifty. Or rad.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(1481035, 'Holden Caulfield')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-1481251\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=15848\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=15848\">FLConsumer</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/05/streamlight-flashlights-keep-the-torch-burning-for-lifetime-warranty-service.html#comment-1481251\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-05-17T03:28:05-05:00\">May 17, 2007  3:28 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(1481251);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=1481251');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>SureFire & Streamlight both have great service and make great lights!  Many of the quality (read: NOT Mag-lite) professional/law enforcement / tactical flashlight companies offer this level of service.  I dropped my Safelite PAL light from a 50 foot height onto concrete.  The 9v battery inside actually shattered and the lens had a small chip on the edge.  Safe-light's factory is nearby, so I stopped by and they replaced the optic AND upgraded the LED & circuit board at no extra charge, even with the old one perfectly working.   </p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(1481251, 'FLConsumer')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-1481873\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=74906\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-74906-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=74906\">J.T Dabbagian</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/05/streamlight-flashlights-keep-the-torch-burning-for-lifetime-warranty-service.html#comment-1481873\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-05-17T04:58:17-05:00\">May 17, 2007  4:58 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(1481873);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=1481873');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Just wondering, are Streamlights better then Maglites, out of opinion?</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(1481873, 'J.T Dabbagian')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-1482852\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">Matrix2112    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/05/streamlight-flashlights-keep-the-torch-burning-for-lifetime-warranty-service.html#comment-1482852\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-05-17T11:02:54-05:00\">May 17, 2007 11:02 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(1482852);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=1482852');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>I am not a shill, I can only speak from experience.</p><p>Streamlight products are amazing and built to last, I carry one at work and a spare at home.</p><p>The first Stylus I bought lasted 3 years with like 4  battery changes. This is after being dropped countless times including directly onto the LED face and fracturing the bulb (They have since fixed this with a slick ABS housing) and then I was able to superglue the bulb and it worked fine until the moment I lost it.  :)</p><p>The only downside is finding the tiny AAAA batteries, but one fresh set lasts 4 months.</p><p>Also, if you pry the cover open on a 9V battery you have 6 unauthorized AAAA batteries.  ;) </p><p>Overall, I love their products and am happy that they believe enough to carve a serial number into their products and take support seriously.</p><p>I truly carry one with me at all times.</p><p>Love reading the Consumerist.</p><p>Matrix2112 (First post)<br /></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(1482852, 'Matrix2112')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-1482969\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">Edinboron    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/05/streamlight-flashlights-keep-the-torch-burning-for-lifetime-warranty-service.html#comment-1482969\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-05-17T11:48:08-05:00\">May 17, 2007 11:48 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(1482969);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=1482969');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p><br />Streamlight puts out a brighter light than the Maglight. The Maglight is heavier and better for hitting someone. That is for the 2-3 D cell size. </p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(1482969, 'Edinboron')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-1484764\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=34185\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=34185\">pestie</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/05/streamlight-flashlights-keep-the-torch-burning-for-lifetime-warranty-service.html#comment-1484764\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-05-17T16:16:41-05:00\">May 17, 2007  4:16 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(1484764);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=1484764');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>I got yer neato torpedo right <i>here!!</i></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(1484764, 'pestie')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-1486409\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=2237\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-2237-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=2237\">Papercutninja</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/05/streamlight-flashlights-keep-the-torch-burning-for-lifetime-warranty-service.html#comment-1486409\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-05-17T18:38:19-05:00\">May 17, 2007  6:38 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(1486409);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=1486409');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Asking whether or not a Streamlight/Surefire is better than a Maglite is like asking if a brand-new Mercedes is better than a 1986 Ford Taurus. Certainly the Maglite is well-built, but the Surefire/Streamlights are in a completely different class. And also awesome. I recommend the Surefire Nitrolon G2. It's cheap, light and will blind the HELL out of someone.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(1486409, 'Papercutninja')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-1495775\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=6964\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=6964\">Floobtronics</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/05/streamlight-flashlights-keep-the-torch-burning-for-lifetime-warranty-service.html#comment-1495775\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-05-18T19:34:40-05:00\">May 18, 2007  7:34 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(1495775);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=1495775');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>These guys are a-ok in my book.  A few years back, I did some work for them on their Internet firewall, and the guy there sent me home with one of their Stinger flashlights, the home charger & a car charger at no charge.  I did offer to pay, of course, but they would not hear of it.</p><p>These lights were (at the time) being bought in insanely large quantity by the LAPD, since they provide the same (or more) light than the monster 4-D maglites, in a MUCH smaller package, which also weighs much less (primarily for PR value, I'm sure).</p><p>Nothing but good things to say about Streamlight.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(1495775, 'Floobtronics')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>");


