Delta. Yesterday you were bankrupt, today you're talking about HBO and alcohol.

The formerly bankrupt airline has issued an unintentionally humorous press release that makes their planes sound like a cheap motel. Delta: We have HBO!

Sadly, the only difference between Delta and a flying motel is that in a flying motel the HBO wouldn't cost $5 per movie.

Oh well, at least you can get yourself a signature Delta cocktail. How about the:

-- "Mile High Passion Fruit Mojito" --
Bacardi Rum and Stirrings Passion Fruit Mojito mix topped with a splash of club soda.

Delta's New HBO Programming and Midnight Sky Signature Cocktail Program Take Flight for Customers [Prime Newswire]
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