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Clearly, you're already screwed. I'd pack a condom of coke somewhere on you, just to make things interesting.
Clearly, you're already screwed. I'd pack a condom of coke somewhere on you, just to make things interesting.
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My last flight on United, there was a flight attendant whose ass was wider than the aisle.
I don't care if they don't have hot young flight attendants. But there are some things which just ARE an impediment to performing the job. Brushing up against every passenger's shoulder on both sides of the aisle with your ass every time you walk by is one of them.
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Wow!! I made a \"best of\" list!!
My last (both meanings) three United Airlines Experiences:
An Unexpected Segment
Charlotte to SFO, Connecting through Washington D.C., booked on United.com: Landed at Dulles and didn't see my connecting flight listed on the board. Found out it was departing from Reagan National. I had to take a taxi from Dulles to National to make my connection, which took almost an hour and cost $80.
No. Sleep. Til Philly.
SFO to Philadelphia red-eye, booked on United.com. On the day of my flight, I learned that my original (non-stop) flight had been canceled weeks earlier. I was now booked on a flight connecting through Dulles and arriving two hours later. United claimed their \"automated system\" had alerted me to the change by telephone, even though all other communications from United have come to me via email. The flight was completely full, and my seat would not recline because the button was broken.
No Service = Bad Service
Newark to SFO. No plane at the gate at the scheduled departure time. No agent at the counter. No announcement of any kind. A customer standing at the counter said he'd been waiting for an hour. A plane and an agent eventually showed up, about ten minutes after the scheduled departure time. My girlfriend and I wanted to change our seats to sit next to each other, but we were told this would not be possible. The icing on the cake: After arriving in SFO and unpacking at home, I found my digital camera and wireless mouse were missing from my checked bag.
Excellent...because I wasn't dreading tomorrow's flight with United enough as it is.