var json_comments = new Array("<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-983520\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=62073\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-62073-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=62073\">Maulleigh</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/02/envigas-own-study-undermines-calorie-burning-claims.html#comment-983520\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-02-16T20:57:06-05:00\">February 16, 2007  8:57 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(983520);\">Moderate</a> |</span>	<script type=\"text/javascript\" src=\"http://consumerist.com/mt-static/plugins/Moderate/moderate.js\"></script>	<script type=\"text/javascript\">		successMsg = \"\";	</script><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=983520');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>I can choose to eat less and exercise more or I can choose to take a whole box of Dexatrim.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(983520, 'Maulleigh')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-983528\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=3865\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-3865-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=3865\">AlteredBeast</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/02/envigas-own-study-undermines-calorie-burning-claims.html#comment-983528\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-02-16T20:58:28-05:00\">February 16, 2007  8:58 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(983528);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=983528');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>So....this just boosts your metabolism? Doesn't cocaine do the same thing?</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(983528, 'AlteredBeast')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-983707\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/stirwise/\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a title=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/stirwise/\" href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/stirwise/\" rel=\"nofollow\">kerry</a>    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/02/envigas-own-study-undermines-calorie-burning-claims.html#comment-983707\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-02-16T21:29:42-05:00\">February 16, 2007  9:29 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(983707);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=983707');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>If it really increases metabolic rate, though, would people burn additional calories while living their lives the same as they had without the drink? Also, what's the magic metabolism-boosting ingredient? Has it been proven effective by anyone?<br />I think Enviga is a mistake of a product, but the idea of using supplements to increase metabolic rate isn't a terrible idea. It would be nice to know which supplements actually work and why.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(983707, 'kerry')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-984000\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=20388\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-20388-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=20388\">watchwhathappens</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/02/envigas-own-study-undermines-calorie-burning-claims.html#comment-984000\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-02-16T22:24:22-05:00\">February 16, 2007 10:24 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(984000);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=984000');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>I had one the other day and liked it, just as a nice alternative to soda, but I'd never expect it to actually help me lose weight. </p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a 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href=\"javascript:moderateComment(984847);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=984847');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>So this means I can have half a Sarah Lee cheesecake for dinner and a bottle of Enviga, and count that as 0 net calories in my food diary?</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(984847, 'OnoSideboard')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-985028\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a 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I am reminded of infomercials with their 'results may vary' wording on the can.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(985028, 'shiftless')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-985804\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=16526\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-16526-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=16526\">SexCpotatoes</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/02/envigas-own-study-undermines-calorie-burning-claims.html#comment-985804\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-02-17T16:27:27-05:00\">February 17, 2007  4:27 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(985804);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=985804');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>ooo, will it tear a hole in the space time continuum if I those new FDA approved weight loss pills with Enviga?  That would be kind of cool.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(985804, 'SexCpotatoes')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-986390\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">OnoSideboard    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/02/envigas-own-study-undermines-calorie-burning-claims.html#comment-986390\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-02-17T21:39:19-05:00\">February 17, 2007  9:39 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(986390);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=986390');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p><b>SexCpotatoes</b>, if you read up on how those pills work, you're likely to tear a hole, but not in the space-time continuum.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(986390, 'OnoSideboard')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-987034\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=59842\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=59842\">qazwart</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/02/envigas-own-study-undermines-calorie-burning-claims.html#comment-987034\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-02-18T03:11:53-05:00\">February 18, 2007  3:11 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(987034);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=987034');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Increasing your metabolism is not a good idea.  Higher metabolic rates means higher oxydation damage. Animals with high metabolic rates live shorter than animals with lower metabolic rates.</p><p>Athletes on the other hand, have very efficient metabolisms. That's why they have a very good resting pulse and low blood pressure. And, a recent study of people who live long and healthy lives (a study of people 80 and older who are still living independent lives) show that most of these people have more efficient HDL cholesterol and slower metabolisms.</p><p>The best thing to do is exercise which burns calories and <i><b>increases</b></i> metabolic efficiency.</p><p>My advice is to exercise, eat more vegetables, less fat, and stay away from junk food and junk food science.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(987034, 'qazwart')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>");


