var json_comments = new Array("<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-968957\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">kimsama    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/02/do-afternoon-naps-prevent-heart-attacks-and-death.html#comment-968957\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-02-14T00:28:13-05:00\">February 14, 2007 12:28 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(968957);\">Moderate</a> |</span>	<script type=\"text/javascript\" src=\"http://consumerist.com/mt-static/plugins/Moderate/moderate.js\"></script>	<script type=\"text/javascript\">		successMsg = \"\";	</script><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=968957');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>This study is so helplessly confounded by the workers' lifestyles that it doesn't mean anything (luckily the Harvard researcher quoted in the Globe article recognizes this and says not to jump to conclusions) You can't make the mistake of confusing correlation with causation -- both napping and lower rates of heart disease could be caused by something else -- maybe lazy people have less stress and also nap more at work.  So the idea that naps prevent heart attacks and death is just a stupid headline (one that I'm sure many people will uncritically accept...<i>sigh</i>)</p><p>Also, maybe Mediterranean people work less and actually have a good work-life balance compared to Americans.  <i>Maybe</i> (sarcasm). I know I'd nap at work if it was allowed, which it very specifically isn't (even during lunch!).  Insane.  </p><p>I have no idea why the gov't thinks our vaunted \"productivity\" is so great, except that maybe if unhealthy policies and expectations (like no napping, working over lunch, 10+ hr workdays) are in place, fewer people will survive to old age, thus solving the social security problem! </p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(968957, 'kimsama')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-968999\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=2087\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-2087-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=2087\">Dustbunny</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/02/do-afternoon-naps-prevent-heart-attacks-and-death.html#comment-968999\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-02-14T00:48:05-05:00\">February 14, 2007 12:48 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(968999);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=968999');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>So is the person in the picture taking a catnap?  Maybe the health benefits only kick in there's a cat involved. Or two.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(968999, 'Dustbunny')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-969312\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=21380\"><img        src=\"/mt-static/support/assets_c/userpics/userpic-21380-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=21380\">Grrrrrrr, now with two buns made of bacon.</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/02/do-afternoon-naps-prevent-heart-attacks-and-death.html#comment-969312\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-02-14T05:14:33-05:00\">February 14, 2007  5:14 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(969312);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=969312');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>As long as I can get an excuse note to give to my boss.</p><p>\"Please excuse Dwayne from work for half an hour so he can take a nap and won't die from a heart attack.\"</p><p>While I'm at it, I'll ask for a $10 an hour raise too.</p><p>Although I'm thinking that quitting that crappy job altogether and napping for several hours every day would be the ideal cross between getting plenty of sleep and lowering stress levels.</p><p>Here's something to think about...anyone who has sufficient control over their work environment that they can take a nap every afternoon probably doesn't have an altogether stressful work environment to begin with.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(969312, 'Grrrrrrr, now with two buns made of bacon.')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-969767\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=1344\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-1344-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=1344\">Tim Matheson</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/02/do-afternoon-naps-prevent-heart-attacks-and-death.html#comment-969767\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-02-14T10:25:24-05:00\">February 14, 2007 10:25 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(969767);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=969767');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>I totally nap every day and am still very stressed out. I work from home and take naps often (when the work is caught up). I don't know about a heart attack but I have recently started to bald and I am blaming it on stress or my NY hat. Maybe a combination of the two. I don't know is there any studies on what makes a 25 year old start balding? I don't want to look like Mr. Burns by the time I hit 30.</p><p>Best,</p><p>Tim Matheson</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(969767, 'Tim Matheson')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-970010\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=56603\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=56603\">hop</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/02/do-afternoon-naps-prevent-heart-attacks-and-death.html#comment-970010\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-02-14T14:11:01-05:00\">February 14, 2007  2:11 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(970010);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=970010');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>i sure hope so</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(970010, 'hop')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-971710\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=1504\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-1504-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=1504\">RandomHookup</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/02/do-afternoon-naps-prevent-heart-attacks-and-death.html#comment-971710\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-02-14T19:10:13-05:00\">February 14, 2007  7:10 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(971710);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=971710');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Thus why the incidence of early death among bloggers is almost nil.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(971710, 'RandomHookup')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>");


