var json_comments = new Array("<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-968677\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=55695\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=55695\">Datarock</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/02/5-cheap-last-minute-valentines-day-gift-ideas-for-procrastinators.html#comment-968677\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-02-13T22:07:46-05:00\">February 13, 2007 10:07 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(968677);\">Moderate</a> |</span>	<script type=\"text/javascript\" src=\"http://consumerist.com/mt-static/plugins/Moderate/moderate.js\"></script>	<script type=\"text/javascript\">		successMsg = \"\";	</script><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=968677');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Ok, Get some chocolate kisses, then some roses.  Now have it so that you can set this up when your special person is away.  Now from the main door put a row of kisses from the door leading into where your bathroom with a shower is.  Have the kisses leading into the shower.  Have the roses in the shower.  Then explain how you have always wanted to cover your sweatheart with kisses and shower them with roses.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(968677, 'Datarock')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-968758\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/stirwise/\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a title=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/stirwise/\" href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/stirwise/\" rel=\"nofollow\">kerry</a>    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/02/5-cheap-last-minute-valentines-day-gift-ideas-for-procrastinators.html#comment-968758\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-02-13T22:32:35-05:00\">February 13, 2007 10:32 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(968758);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=968758');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Last year my boyfriend and I went to the awesome-but-cheap mexican place around the corner for V-Day (we're not really big supporters of that holiday, but any excuse to eat is fine by us) and he surprised me by picking up the cheapest, tackiest, most hilarious red velvet rose for $.99 from a street vendor. There was one of those velvet-coated plastic teddy bear toys hot glued to the stem of the rose, and paper heart on a ribbon saying \"I Love You.\" I cherish that rose, it brings nothing but happy memories. <br />The best gifts are often the ones picked spontaneously, out of a \"she would love this!\" moment, and not necessarily the ones that are carefully planned out.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(968758, 'kerry')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-969669\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=53106\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-53106-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=53106\">faust1200</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/02/5-cheap-last-minute-valentines-day-gift-ideas-for-procrastinators.html#comment-969669\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-02-14T08:10:32-05:00\">February 14, 2007  8:10 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(969669);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=969669');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>This just confirms my theory that all the cool girls are taken and all my ex's are psycho. </p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(969669, 'faust1200')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-970734\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=18310\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-18310-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=18310\">phrygian</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/02/5-cheap-last-minute-valentines-day-gift-ideas-for-procrastinators.html#comment-970734\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-02-14T16:53:46-05:00\">February 14, 2007  4:53 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(970734);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=970734');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>You can also whip up a batch of bath salts as a nice, inexpensive gift. I've used this (quick) recipe with good results:<br />2 cups epsom salts<br />1 cup sea salt<br />1 tsp glycerin (optional)<br />a few drops of aromatherapy oil or perfume<br />a few drops of food coloring (-- or you can use mica colorant if you want some shimmer) (optional)</p><p>Mix the salts together. Add the glycerin and mix well. Add the scent and/or color and mix well. Store in an air-tight container. Canning jars work well (available at the grocery store), but really any good, sealable container will be fine.</p><p>It's cheap, quick and homemade -- it's the homemade bit that shows it's from the heart. ;) </p><p>(I tried to post this yesterday, but kept getting database errors.)</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(970734, 'phrygian')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-971171\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"http://panhandling.blogspot.com\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a title=\"http://panhandling.blogspot.com\" href=\"http://panhandling.blogspot.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">Panhandler</a>    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/02/5-cheap-last-minute-valentines-day-gift-ideas-for-procrastinators.html#comment-971171\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-02-14T17:53:06-05:00\">February 14, 2007  5:53 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(971171);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=971171');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>faust1200 - There's an odd universal phenomenon that causes us to ALL feel that way. </p><p>Jynnan Tonix all around....</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(971171, 'Panhandler')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-971964\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=60119\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=60119\">englishmajormoney</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/02/5-cheap-last-minute-valentines-day-gift-ideas-for-procrastinators.html#comment-971964\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-02-14T19:37:35-05:00\">February 14, 2007  7:37 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(971964);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=971964');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p><a href=\"http://englishmajormoney.blogspot.com/2007/02/relatively-inexpensive-valentines-day_13.html\" rel=\"nofollow\">Chocolate-covered strawberries</a>.</p><p>Melt chocolate.  Dip strawberries.  Let chocolate set.  Feed to your sweetheart.  Make out.  Fade to black.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(971964, 'englishmajormoney')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>");