var json_comments = new Array("<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-854346\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=7240\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-7240-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=7240\">Electoral College Dropout</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/01/stephen-colbert-explains-the-cingularattbellsouth-merger.html#comment-854346\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-01-17T18:49:39-05:00\">January 17, 2007  6:49 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(854346);\">Moderate</a> |</span>	<script type=\"text/javascript\" src=\"http://consumerist.com/mt-static/plugins/Moderate/moderate.js\"></script>	<script type=\"text/javascript\">		successMsg = \"\";	</script><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=854346');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>I am positively wetting myself in anticipation of O'Reilly's appearance on Colbert's show. I may even watch O'Reilly that day to see Colbert. Nah.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(854346, 'Electoral College Dropout')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-855045\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=1703\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-1703-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=1703\">Bon Jour, Pee Wee</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/01/stephen-colbert-explains-the-cingularattbellsouth-merger.html#comment-855045\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-01-17T20:09:05-05:00\">January 17, 2007  8:09 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(855045);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=855045');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>This is funny, because it's true.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(855045, 'Bon Jour, Pee Wee')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>     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href=\"javascript:moderateComment(855115);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=855115');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>This is bloody brilliant. </p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(855115, 'Gilbert Tang, Jr.')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-856170\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=43933\"><img    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class=\"comment-content\">            <p>The oil companies did the same thing; broken up in the '80s but then later were allowed to get back together. Exxon/Mobile</p><p>Some how they manage to $$convince$$ FCC dudes that not having to compete is important to the health of the industry and thus better for the consumer. </p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(856170, 'JT')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-856917\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">Cal    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/01/stephen-colbert-explains-the-cingularattbellsouth-merger.html#comment-856917\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-01-18T02:04:18-05:00\">January 18, 2007  2:04 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(856917);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=856917');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>> Some how they manage to $$convince$$ FCC <br />> dudes that not having to compete is important <br />> to the health of the industry and thus better > for the consumer</p><p>The only real competition is in cell service and Internet.  Landline long-distance is a dying industry (and can be defeated by dial-arounds anyway... remember the 10-10-321 ads?).</p><p>For cell service, there's still the same number of competitors as before, Cingular just got brought back into the AT&T fold.</p><p>For Internet there's no real difference either--it's still the local monopoly telecom versus the cable companies, and (soon) long-distance WiFi competitors.  This doesn't affect that battle either.</p><p>The only thing I can think of it affecting would be long-distance trunk line market, but I think that's still vastly over-built and divided (among Sprint, the remnants of MCI, Verizon, etc).  <br /></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(856917, 'Cal')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-857172\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=6525\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=6525\">joelion</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2007/01/stephen-colbert-explains-the-cingularattbellsouth-merger.html#comment-857172\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2007-01-18T03:43:18-05:00\">January 18, 2007  3:43 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(857172);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=857172');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>anyone have a link to the entire segment? It explains the Cramer bit at the beginning, and has a lot of other Cramer-esqe stock tips.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(857172, 'joelion')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>");


