Previously, Meghann wrote a book called, "Field Guide to the Apocalypse: Movie Survival Skills for the End of the World," along with writing for McSweeney's Internet Tendency, OK!, and the Arizona Daily Star.

Having braved a video store manager position in a Chicago area mall as a youngster, Meghann brings a perspective from both sides of the cash register.

Now firmly ensconced in Brooklyn, Meghann looks forward to continuing and expanding her piss-take with a heart of gold routine at The Consumerist.

She has pet venus fly trap and has never ice skated in her life. Give her a warm welcome!— BEN POPKEN