"It's been confirmed that I will miss my flight to Dublin, but the attendant assures me that I will be rebooked. In the meantime, we're being fed turkey sandwiches and muffins -- at five and two dollars respectively," he writes.

He also takes out time to mention a book he's reading, We wish to inform you that tomorrow we will be killed with our families about Rwanda's civil warm. It's a nice break from the action, provides perspective that there are more important things than getting stuck on an airplane, namely genocide.

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