var json_comments = new Array("<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-126529\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"http://users.livejournal.com/bizzy_\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a title=\"http://users.livejournal.com/bizzy_\" href=\"http://users.livejournal.com/bizzy_\" rel=\"nofollow\">matto</a>    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2006/05/google-trends-forecasts-our-watery-demise.html#comment-126529\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"0000-00-00T00:00:00-05:00\">December  0, 0000 12:00 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(126529);\">Moderate</a> |</span>	<script type=\"text/javascript\" src=\"http://consumerist.com/mt-static/plugins/Moderate/moderate.js\"></script>	<script type=\"text/javascript\">		successMsg = \"\";	</script><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=126529');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>OMG, Google Trends is the neatest thing ever. Without it, I'd never know that were I to become an American Idol judge, the best way to get publicity would be to <a href=\"http://www.google.com/trends?q=randy+jackson%2C+paula+abdul%2C+simon+cowell%2C+ryan+seacrest&ctab=0&date=all&geo=all\" rel=\"nofollow\">nail a contestant</a>, or how I could ever answer the age old question, <a href=\"http://www.google.com/trends?q=boxers%2C+briefs&ctab=0&date=all&geo=all\" rel=\"nofollow\">boxers or briefs?</a></p><p>Seriously, though. I'm sure many folks, including <a href=\"http://www.google.com/trends?q=david+hasselhoff%2C+ashton+kutcher&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all\" rel=\"nofollow\">The 'Hoff and Ashton Kutcher</a> would love to go <a href=\"http://www.google.com/trends?q=cunnilingus%2C+fellatio&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all\" rel=\"nofollow\">head-to-head</a>, <a href=\"http://www.google.com/trends?q=jon+stewart%2C+bill+oreilly&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all\" rel=\"nofollow\">mano a mano</a>, duking it out to see who's <a href=\"http://www.google.com/trends?q=missionary+position%2C+doggy+style&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all\" rel=\"nofollow\">on top</a>.</p><p>After all, the results might <a href=\"http://www.google.com/trends?q=myspace%2C+fox&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all\" rel=\"nofollow\">surprise you</a>.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(126529, 'matto')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>");