var json_comments = new Array("<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-138425\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"http://transuranic.blogspot.com\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a title=\"http://transuranic.blogspot.com\" href=\"http://transuranic.blogspot.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">Transuranic</a>    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2006/05/australian-scientists-drink-diet-mixers-to-really-get-loaded.html#comment-138425\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"0000-00-00T00:00:00-05:00\">December  0, 0000 12:00 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(138425);\">Moderate</a> |</span>	<script type=\"text/javascript\" src=\"http://consumerist.com/mt-static/plugins/Moderate/moderate.js\"></script>	<script type=\"text/javascript\">		successMsg = \"\";	</script><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=138425');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>1. OMG I\"M TOTALLY BREAKING MY DIET [slurp]</p><p>2. OMG NEAVEH GIRL JUST HOLD MY HAIR BACK OK [blorghghg]</p><p>3. 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Never messed with any diet mixers thereafter, except for tap water. Diet drinks are less foul/bitter these days. Kind of cool that they help you get drunk, too!</p><p>.....Of course, these days, I often dispense with any mixer at all. Kind of a shame to mess up good Cuervo, Crown Royal or Wild Turkey with lesser fluids!</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(139312, 'AcidReign')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-139987\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">Papercutninja    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2006/05/australian-scientists-drink-diet-mixers-to-really-get-loaded.html#comment-139987\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"0000-00-00T00:00:00-05:00\">December  0, 0000 12:00 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(139987);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=139987');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>I dunno..sugar-free Red Bull leaves me without a sugar crash, so i may have to try this. </p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(139987, 'Papercutninja')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>");


