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Justin McElroy
December 0, 0000 12:00 AM
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You may have won this round, Focosi, but the 1000-year Earth War has only begun.

I voted for you too, by the way.

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Harlan
December 0, 0000 12:00 AM
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There's something big-time wrong with your graphing software. \"Blogundig\" got three times as many votes as did \"Costration Anxiety\", but the bar is the same size... And Oprahsuaded is a great word. I'll use it often. Along with \"fauxPod\", for a non-Apple MP3 player...

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mark duffy
December 0, 0000 12:00 AM
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The top 2 were both excellent. Bravo.

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achilleusrage
December 0, 0000 12:00 AM
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(Put tongue firmly into cheek)
First of all, I'd like to thank all my friends, acquaintances and strangers for voting for my word, Oprahsuaded, in this contest. Without you, I would not have won such a prestigious award.

To follow in the footsteps of a company like Halliburton sounds like a very inspiring honor at first. Yet, the luster soon wears off, and immediately the allure is squelched by a deep sickness in the bottom of your gut, followed by the urge to crawl into a corner and assume the fetal position and weep. Weep uncontrollably.

I would also like to thank Consumerist.com for being such a cool blog and running an important contest to help destroy the English language.

...And to my wife, Amy, all I have to say is \"I AM A PRESTIGIOUS SCIENCE AWARD CERTIFICATE WINNER... YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME THAT WAY ANYMORE!\"

And to my 18 month old son, Alex, \"The bar has been raised. I hope this is not too much pressure to top your old man.\"

Thanks.

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Ben Popken
December 0, 0000 12:00 AM
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btw, achilleus is Mike Focosi.

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