var json_comments = new Array("<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-69443\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"http://www.atomicairship.com\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a title=\"http://www.atomicairship.com\" href=\"http://www.atomicairship.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">airship</a>    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2006/03/stupid-advertising-harrison-ford-for-equifax.html#comment-69443\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"0000-00-00T00:00:00-05:00\">December  0, 0000 12:00 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(69443);\">Moderate</a> |</span>	<script type=\"text/javascript\" src=\"http://consumerist.com/mt-static/plugins/Moderate/moderate.js\"></script>	<script type=\"text/javascript\">		successMsg = \"\";	</script><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=69443');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>\"In the movie Terminator, Arnold Schwarzanegger turns to Smith & Wesson to exterminate what's-her-name!\" Who cares what happens in the movies? It doesn't relate at all to how things work in real life!<br />Oh, wait a minute, I forget it's the 21st Century and people are sheep who will consume anything they see a celebrity endorsing.<br />Never mind.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(69443, 'airship')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-69515\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">mrscolex    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2006/03/stupid-advertising-harrison-ford-for-equifax.html#comment-69515\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"0000-00-00T00:00:00-05:00\">December  0, 0000 12:00 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(69515);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=69515');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>That look upon Harrison Ford's face is the look of a man who realized that he has sold his soul.</p><p>Speaking of selling your soles:</p><p><a href=\"http://images.google.com/images?q=i,+robot+converse&svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&start=40&sa=N\" rel=\"nofollow\"><a href=\"http://images.google.com/images?q=i,+robot+converse&svnum=...\" rel=\"nofollow\">http://images.google.com/images?q=i,+robot+converse&svnum=...</a></a></p><p>Anyone remember Will Smith's shameless plug for converse? \"Yeah man, vintage 2005\"</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(69515, 'mrscolex')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-69526\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"http://stateoftheairline.blogspot.com\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a title=\"http://stateoftheairline.blogspot.com\" href=\"http://stateoftheairline.blogspot.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">CTSLICK</a>    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2006/03/stupid-advertising-harrison-ford-for-equifax.html#comment-69526\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"0000-00-00T00:00:00-05:00\">December  0, 0000 12:00 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(69526);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=69526');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Worst...tie in...ever</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(69526, 'CTSLICK')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-69606\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">Paul D    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2006/03/stupid-advertising-harrison-ford-for-equifax.html#comment-69606\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"0000-00-00T00:00:00-05:00\">December  0, 0000 12:00 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(69606);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=69606');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>\"The Net\" with Sandra Bullock...</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(69606, 'Paul D')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-69896\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"http://www.michaeldepaula.com\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a title=\"http://www.michaeldepaula.com\" href=\"http://www.michaeldepaula.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">OkiMike</a>    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2006/03/stupid-advertising-harrison-ford-for-equifax.html#comment-69896\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"0000-00-00T00:00:00-05:00\">December  0, 0000 12:00 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(69896);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=69896');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>At least Wayne's World was up front about it.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(69896, 'OkiMike')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-70312\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"http://west.epic.org\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a title=\"http://west.epic.org\" href=\"http://west.epic.org\" rel=\"nofollow\">Chris H</a>    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2006/03/stupid-advertising-harrison-ford-for-equifax.html#comment-70312\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"0000-00-00T00:00:00-05:00\">December  0, 0000 12:00 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(70312);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=70312');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Not only is it a bad tie in, it's false advertising.  These credit watch services do not prevent identity theft.  They are remedial and they only alert you to fraud after it has occurred.  If you want to stop identity theft, you should freeze your credit, not buy these scam products.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(70312, 'Chris H')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-70374\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">mrscolex    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2006/03/stupid-advertising-harrison-ford-for-equifax.html#comment-70374\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"0000-00-00T00:00:00-05:00\">December  0, 0000 12:00 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(70374);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=70374');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Good point, Chris, part of the irony is how shockingly little equifax provides for Identity Theft prevention. </p><p>Equifax holds many people by the balls as far as their credit goes, you'd atleast figure that they could extend the generosity to have their computer system be a bit more advanced to flag potential identity fraud when it happens. We know they can do it because its easy: Address conflicts often are the first sign-- it wouldn't take  a google specialist to design a way to determine that someone is having problems and identify them immediately.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(70374, 'mrscolex')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>");


