Jessica Coen, one of our chaste sisters kept cloistered in an attic room over at Gawker.com, had a very strong reaction to our IKEA catalogue review. To wit:

"omg, how did you get a catalogue? i ve requested them a thousand times, never get anything..."

Dear Jessica: All we did was fill out this form on their website. But we've had to do so, like every time we've moved.

Has anyone else had difficulty with IKEA's fast-as-a-fjord catalogue mailing system? Maybe The Consumerist can sponsor a IKEA catalogue reading slumber party.